Soon--Parte the Fourth

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I'm in of course! :D
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In as well.

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Looking forward to the carnage here!
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What the hell, I am in
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I look forward to being a cheating bastard.
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I wish I knew how to quit you. In.
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*NFL Schedule

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*I Haz Confirm'd!
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Forgot me
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He has 17 days! :HoppingMad: :HoppingMad2:
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Putting in Mentat since rumor are she has Boobs.

You, Nyarl, do not have Boobs. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

--J.D.

P.S. Messed up the grid when adding the name. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... e0ebd2.gif
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Doctor X wrote:Putting in Mentat since rumor are she has Boobs.

You, Nyarl, do not have Boobs. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

--J.D.

P.S. Messed up the grid when adding the name. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... e0ebd2.gif
Excuse me but you need to get your pronouns straight. I am not a she, I am an it.
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http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... lea30x.jpg
So . . . Nyarl has bigger Boobs than you?
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 5zxci4.gif

Well . . . no shame in that.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 4y40vt.jpg

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Doctor X wrote:Putting in Mentat since rumor are she has Boobs.

You, Nyarl, do not have Boobs. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

--J.D.

P.S. Messed up the grid when adding the name. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... e0ebd2.gif
No. I have moobs
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My Pronouns are He, Him, His.

Capitalized. Like Jesus. :D
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In the Japanese Greek Koine Original, it was "HE, HIM, HIS" LIKE EVERYTHINGBUTMORELIKETHIS.

ΤΙ?

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Mentat wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Putting in Mentat since rumor are she has Boobs.

You, Nyarl, do not have Boobs. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

--J.D.

P.S. Messed up the grid when adding the name. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... e0ebd2.gif
Excuse me but you need to get your pronouns straight. I am not a she, I am an it.
I have to agree. The fact is that Mentat is a dude. With boobs. And a very small clit-sized penis. But a dude.

Who are you all to judge. #stopclitshaminging
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I'm in, to save you from having to take my name out of the grid.
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But what is your boob situation like...asking for science
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He deals with all of us boobs on this forum every day
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Does he expect a booby prize?

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Diehard 8-Year-Old Buffalo Bills Fan Showing Early Signs Of Masochism

WEST SENECA, NY—Expressing a mixture of alarm and heartache over the boy’s recently discovered disorder, the parents of diehard 8-year-old Buffalo Bills fan Cody Brenner told reporters Tuesday that their son had begun showing early signs of masochism. “A year ago we identified the first stages of his condition, and it’s been absolutely devastating as a parent to see our little boy struggling with something like this,” said the boy’s mother Julia, noting with sadness that the little boy’s self-flagellation includes watching the entirety of every Bills preseason game, regularly checking their official team Twitter page, and, in perhaps the most tragic and definitive confirmation of his disorder, recently purchasing a Tyrod Taylor poster to proudly display in his bedroom. “I thought something might be wrong when Cody made himself so angry by obsessively rewatching clips of the Bills blowing late-game leads last year, but it was his insistence that they’re going to be good this season in the face of all objective reasoning that confirmed his masochism for me. I want to help him, but we’ve been told there’s very little we can do. I just hope he can stay strong, because he will most likely be dealing with this for the rest of his life.” The boy’s grief-stricken mother added that it was hard not to blame the boy’s condition on his father, a sadist who likely inflicted his longtime Bills fandom on his son.
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in
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As an interesting tidbit, the program that got me my current job started as a spinoff of my scripts for the 2009 challenge. Football is serious business.

So suck it, Grammatron. :p
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What boob am I sucking?
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I would say one of Lister's, but I'm afraid he might like that a little too much.
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It's all up to you.

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...spends a night in the box.
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I hope you ain't gonna be a hard case!
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We have an it? Izittrue?
I'm in. Itz the Bears year to win 6 games
!!11!
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