The generic text adventure thread.

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The thread returns to life and quickly entangles your legs and is snaking toward your arms.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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Cuts off own arms
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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Realizing that the leaflet from 3 years ago remains unread, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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bump
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>Put the cofvefe into the modulo
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>Put the lime in the coconut
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You cut off your arms and put the covfefe into the modulo and the lime in the coconut using your feet. You feel better until you realize that you drank toe jam.

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A pipe wrench appears.
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You haven't picked up the wrench.
There is a pipe wrench here.
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Not having arms, use of a pipe wrench is limited.

A sprite appears and repairs your arms
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You find a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
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You see a small coin.
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>Examine coin
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You examine the coin. One one face is the head of Belwit the Flat. On the other face is the denomination: 1 Zorkmid. It is a Flathead coin of great antiquity.
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>Put coin in dressing gown.
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You put the coin in your dressing gown. Your dressing gown begins to glow blue.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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>Trade coin for bitcoin
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You try to trade the zorkmid for a Bitcoin but AM, the computer, screams about how much it hates you, erases your mouth, and pushes you down an elevator shaft.

You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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>look for a different door
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You find a trap door set into the bottom of the shaft.
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>it leads to Gram's Mom
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Gram's Mom tells you to get back up there and try the other door.
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>Try the other door, okay, geez.
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Inside the door is a folded paper

It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
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gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:19 pm >Try the other door, okay, geez.
You try the other door. A voice booms, "Do you open doors without knocking first?"
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>Knock politely on door
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A clear voice with a NY accent responds from the other side. It says:

"COVFEFE"
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gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door
The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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Pyrrho wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:41 pm
gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door
The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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>call maintenance about light
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You call maintenance. The elevator doors open far above you. A voice yells out, "Catch!" You see a light bulb falling toward you.
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Is the light bulb on or off?
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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Do you mean that you want to look at the light bulb? Please phrase your input in the form of an action.
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It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.

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Rygar, little man, Rygar
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Yeah I'm out.
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I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.