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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:02 pm

Witness wrote:
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Fuck yeah! 8)
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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Witness » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:10 am

Documents: State trooper shot by 11-year-old son because video games were taken away

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The boy told police he had been planning the shooting since school that day.

The boy is now facing charges of attempted murder in juvenile court. Documents show how the boy got a hold of his father's gun to do it.
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He told police he had been thinking about shooting his father since school and devised a plan because "He was done with all of that" and "wanted it to end."

Makowski told police that his son shot him and that "he must have retrieved his firearm from his parked vehicle outside of the home."

That's exactly what the boy told police.
https://wsbt.com/news/regional/docs-sta ... taken-away

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:50 pm

Attempted murder?

Belongs in the FAIL thread. 8)
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Re: 'Murica

Post by ed » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:26 pm

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Want
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:43 pm

homo

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Re: 'Murica

Post by ed » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:51 pm

Is that a mating call?
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Witness » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:57 am

ed wrote:
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Is there enough water in puddle lake ed to float that? :twisted:



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Re: 'Murica

Post by ed » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:49 am

Where are you? Belgioum? I am going to get Trump to buy Belgiumn and then I am going to move the entiire population to North Dakota. Outside of Bismark (just to keep you damn chocolate munchers on edge).

Then I am going to level the "country" of Bekguinm and turn it into Bocce courts. Bocce courts and curling rinks or whatever they're called.

Walloon my ass.

Thats how we 'Murcans deal with insults to our national pride.
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:02 pm

What insult?

You mean that super-cool painting because it's too "corny" or something?

Get a grip.
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Re: 'Murica

Post by ed » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:11 pm

No, it's just that it's in my Living Room, over the fireplace and I gave no one permission to reproduce it.

I intend to license reproductions and make a pile and Witness ruined it.
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Witness » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:17 am

ed wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:49 am
Where are you? Belgioum? I am going to get Trump to buy Belgiumn and then I am going to move the entiire population to North Dakota. Outside of Bismark (just to keep you damn chocolate munchers on edge).

Then I am going to level the "country" of Bekguinm and turn it into Bocce courts. Bocce courts and curling rinks or whatever they're called.

Walloon my ass.

Thats how we 'Murcans deal with insults to our national pride.
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Witness » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:08 am

Missouri lawmaker introduces bill that would require AR-15 ownership

Andrew McDaniel (R-Deering) introduced House Bill 1108 late last month. The bill would establish the McDaniel Militia Act, “which requires every person between 18 and 35 years of age who can legally possess a firearm to own an AR-15 and authorizes a tax credit for a purchase of an AR-15.”
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In addition, McDaniel filed a bill that would require every person 21 years of age and older to own a handgun if they are legally able to. That bill, House Bill 1052, was introduced two days prior to House Bill 1108.
https://www.kmov.com/news/missouri-lawm ... b8b3c.html

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:50 am

Witness wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:08 am
Missouri lawmaker introduces bill that would require AR-15 ownership

Andrew McDaniel (R-Deering) introduced House Bill 1108 late last month. The bill would establish the McDaniel Militia Act, “which requires every person between 18 and 35 years of age who can legally possess a firearm to own an AR-15 and authorizes a tax credit for a purchase of an AR-15.”
[…]
In addition, McDaniel filed a bill that would require every person 21 years of age and older to own a handgun if they are legally able to. That bill, House Bill 1052, was introduced two days prior to House Bill 1108.
https://www.kmov.com/news/missouri-lawm ... b8b3c.html
I'm for it as long as it allows for conscientious objectors to it.
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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am

He's also violating the flag code. :)
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Re: 'Murica

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:31 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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He's also violating the flag code. :)
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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

Post by Grammatron » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:31 am

Witness wrote:
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Probably before 2005 then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_t ... ct_of_2005