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Jesus bought this

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:19 pm

Jesus bought this': Delighted televangelist Kenneth Copeland giggles with glee as he unveils new $3million private jet paid for by donations from his followers
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:22 am

I'm glad Jesus has his priorities straight.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:37 pm

Let us pray for a double flame-out.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:59 pm


Kenneth "Crazy Eyes" Copeland.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:49 pm

Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by ed » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:05 pm

sparks wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:49 pm
 Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
There is a difference between selling and order-taking. He is order taking.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:19 pm

OK ed.

As soon as he cashes a check, he is a sales-puke.

I rest my case.

But thanks for playing. :)
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:26 pm

sparks: You're missing the point.

"Order taking" is salesman jargon for not really trying hard enough.

Insofar as control of wealth is more consequential than formal ownership, compare the picayune depredations of Kenneth Copeland with any Roman Catholic Cardinal (let alone their boss), the various C of E honchos in the House of Lords, or even minor leaguers such as the governing body of Jehovah's Witless.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:33 pm

Apologies. My mistake.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by ed » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:34 pm

I meant that he does not have to break a sweat to make a sale.

Why do you hate salesman's jargon, Sparks?
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:35 pm

Kenny needs a new pair of Gulfstreams! Call now! :hyper:
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm

If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by ed » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:14 pm

shemp wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm
 If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
Or that it doesn't open :twisted:
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:18 pm

It's all about keeping the money flow moving, just like government. Can't siphon forever from a bucket that doesn't get refilled.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:32 pm

The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:47 pm

sparks wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:32 pm
 The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
That can't be right. That works out about 52.5 million suckers born in the last 100 years. But a sucker born every second would be about 3.15 billion. That I can believe.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:53 pm

Inflation?
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:36 pm

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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:55 pm

Looks like Jeffrey Hunter Jesus, before the fall I mean.
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Re: Jesus bought this

Post by ed » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:02 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:36 pm
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Woke Jesus


too soon?
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