So Abdul drove off another one.

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So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:50 am

:x

I think we need to develop a better way of keeping noobs. I was thinking that we could do what has worked for me in the past.

After they show up and you have ascertained that 1) they are alone and 2) they have no next of kin, you chloroform them and lock them in the cellar until they become docile.

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:25 pm

I did?

Furthermore, there's no reason to assume the guy is driven off, merely that he isn't here 24/7.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:26 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:30 pm

Hey ed!

Modulo! Furthermore, kilogram!
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Tubbs » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:17 pm

Will strangers come?
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:34 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:25 pm
I did?

Furthermore, there's no reason to assume the guy is driven off, merely that he isn't here 24/7.
It's your disreputable and slovenly habits. And use of the "M" and "KG" words.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:41 pm

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<not that we have any females here. Abdul took care of that some time ago. :x :x
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:53 pm

I thought the women left due to all the drooling jadrools drooling over them.

But perhaps it was ed's annoying habit of intermittently identifying as a woman (of color even), then back to male when it's time for a sandwich.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:53 pm

But perhaps it was ed's annoying habit of intermittently identifying as a woman (of color even), then back to male when it's time for a sandwich.
You say that as if there is something wrong with it? What is the point of gender fluidity if there is no personal benefit?
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:46 am

ed wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:50 am
what has worked for me in the past.
For your customers?

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:06 am

Witness wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:46 am
ed wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:50 am
what has worked for me in the past.
For your customers?

errrr ... yeah, "customers". It worked for the "customers"
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:05 pm

Louie Prima did it better.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:03 pm

Laugh why don't you. :x
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:28 pm

I just found something for you, but really id belongs in the ed appreciation thread, so that's where it will be in a few.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by ed » Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:38 am

Really not funny. The guy had cancer. Abdul probably accelerated it.
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:04 pm

ed wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:41 pm
tombstone.jpg
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images.jpg
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<not that we have any females here. Abdul took care of that some time ago. :x :x
Nice reference to 'Masterpiece Theatre'! But lose the tombstone app ya fuck! :)
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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:27 pm

Abdul's rubbish at seeing off noobs, he's far too gay.

Any niggers or dumb blondes here?

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: So Abdul drove off another one.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:31 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:27 pm
Any niggers or dumb blondes here?
ed will "identify" as either or both at the drop of a hat whenever he feels the plot is bogging down.

Right, ed? :P
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