Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:28 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Grammatron wrote:
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I don't post for a week and I become invisible.
Who are you again?

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:21 am

Aw, crap. The Fudge Packers are going to win this thing, aren't they.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:23 am

Trubisky just gave away the game.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:49 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:21 am
Aw, crap. The Fudge Packers are going to win this thing, aren't they.
Hey, at least you got 15 games to choose from with that mulligan.

Here's a good joke:
billsjets.jpg
Choose wisely!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:52 am

shemp wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:49 am
Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:21 am
Aw, crap. The Fudge Packers are going to win this thing, aren't they.
Hey, at least you got 15 games to choose from with that mulligan.
Yeah, I kinda hate having to use it in the first week though.
Chicago was a 12-4 team last year, playing at home. Seemed like a good bet. :evil:
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by WildCat » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:08 am

Yeah, no reason to play the starters in the pre-season. That offense was sharp as a tack tonight... :x
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:19 pm

New York football Giants to lose week one.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:45 pm

Antonio Brown is an idiot.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:15 pm

Stupid fucking twat! Blows off $50 million! For that kind of money I'd spend 3 years neck deep in elephant shit! Fuck, for that money I'd even vote for Trump! I hope he ends up dead in a ditch with Boris Johnson!

Unless, of course, the Pats sign him.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:33 pm

Squealers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:44 pm

I'll use my mulligan to pick the Bungles.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:11 pm

Like I said, Antonio Brown is a genius, a wonderful guy, can't do any wrong, may he live long and prosper!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... h-patriots
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:44 am

Grammatron wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:45 pm
Antonio Brown is an idiot.
shemp wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:11 pm
Like I said, Antonio Brown is a genius, a wonderful guy, can't do any wrong, may he live long and prosper!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... h-patriots
Wait, this is the guy who refused to play if he couldn't wear his favorite helmet, right?

Maybe the helmet wasn't the real issue?

Maybe he just wanted to play for the Patriots, even for less money?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:38 pm

This is why Satan, El, Inanna, and Bon Jovi have to make an appointment to see His Merciful Dark Hoodie, Anax.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:26 pm

Joke of the week:

Jimmy Johnson: "[The Jets] can make the playoffs!"

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:58 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:44 am
Grammatron wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:45 pm
Antonio Brown is an idiot.
shemp wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:11 pm
Like I said, Antonio Brown is a genius, a wonderful guy, can't do any wrong, may he live long and prosper!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... h-patriots
Wait, this is the guy who refused to play if he couldn't wear his favorite helmet, right?

Maybe the helmet wasn't the real issue?

Maybe he just wanted to play for the Patriots, even for less money?
Since we're guessing I am guessing he's an idiot.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:04 pm

Yes but now he's OUR idiot!

If he doesn't shape up and fly right, His Eminence will ship him out on the next bus (and throw him under).
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