Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 5:51 am

Current Week Two Three Standings:

2 Doctor X Pit (0), MP (2)

1 gnome Pit (0), NO (1)
1 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (1)
1 Evolver Pit (0), NO (1)
1 shemp Pit (0), NO (1)
1 Radrick Pit (0), NO (1)
1 Grammatron Car (0), Oak (1)
1 Wildcat Min (1)

0 izittrue NYG (0)
0 Pyrrho Pit (0)
0 DJ Pit (0)
0 bcurnutte NYJ (0)

Enchantress

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X Tells All, "What Were You Going to Do?! Laugh them to Death?!"

--J. "The Hits Just Keep on Coming!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:31 am

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:20 am

Cravens to lose

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:46 am

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:35 pm

Chargers to lose

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:12 am

Jesus fuck! How is it so few teams are good at football in the NFL?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:01 am

–J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:43 am

Browns

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:51 pm

Lions to lose.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:55 pm

Looks like Antonio Brown's Patriot career ends after 1 game.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:09 am

Hmm, curious.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/american-football/49777151

Pressure from sponsors maybe. (my guess) The Gillette logo on his uniform made me think that might be it. There's a Nike logo too.

I don't think that it was his on-the-field performance.

They met at "Bible study" of all things. Also, she's suing him, but I'm not aware of criminal procedures.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49659755

Here's what Brown says in his defense:

What has Mr Brown said?
Through a lawyer, Mr Brown said that he was first approached by Ms Taylor in 2017, after he signed a contract making him the highest paid wide receiver in the NFL.
He said that Ms Taylor asked him to invest $1.6m (£1.3m) in a "business project" and later cut off contact with him after he refused. She "resurfaced" in 2018 with an offer to train Mr Brown, he said.
"Mr Brown denies each and every allegation in the lawsuit," his lawyer, Darren Heitner, said in a statement. "He will pursue all legal remedies to not only clear his name but to also protect other professional athletes against false accusations."
Mr Heitner added that "any sexual interaction... was entirely consensual." On Twitter he suggested that Mr Brown may issue a counter-lawsuit against his accuser.

Curious. Seems like a he-said/she-said situation, but maybe she has text messages that back up her side of the story.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:02 am

shemp wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:11 pm Like I said, Antonio Brown is a genius, a wonderful guy, can't do any wrong, may he live long and prosper fucking scumbag, a liar, a sex offender and probably a baby-diddler too!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... h-patriots

FTFM

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 4:58 pm

BallMore Ray Vaughans to lose

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:18 am

Current Week Three Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome*	Cravens
Evolver*	Cravens
Anaxagoras	Cravens
His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Cravens
Pyrrho*	Shits
Enchantress*	Cravens
izittrue*	Detroitus
Radrick*	Cravens
Wildcat*	Cravens
Grammatron*	Cravens
shemp*	Cravens
DJ*	Chiggers
bcurnutte*	Gnats

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans!

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:17 pm

Anyone need a job? Open tryouts for kickers at Gillette Stadium tomorrow, 9 a.m.

bcurnutte · Post by **bcurnutte** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:07 pm

Giants to lose

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:36 pm

I see the Jets beat the point spread!!

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:59 pm

Going back to Super Bowl, Pats' D has given up two field goals in 4 games. I'd say they're not bad.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:16 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:36 pm I see the Jets beat the point spread!!

You can hang a banner. . . .

–J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:28 am

Cleveland. . . .

–J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:39 am

Cleveland cannot into end zone.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:40 am

–J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:50 am

Week Four Standings:

4 Doctor X Pit (0), MP (2), Bal (2)

4 Grammatron Car (1), Oak (1), Bal (2)
4 gnome Pit (0), NO (2), Bal (2)
4 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (2), Bal (2)
4 Evolver Pit (0), NO (2), Bal (2)
4 shemp Pit (0), NO (2), Bal (2)
4 Radrick Pit (0), NO (2), Bal (2)
3 Wildcat Min (1), Bal (2)
2 Enchantress Bal (2)
1 izittrue NYG (1)
1 Pyrrho Pit (0), Cle (1)
1 DJ Pit (0), LAC (1)

0 bcurnutte NYJ (0)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X and gnome Tells All, "FUCK! You Could Lose Like This Like Every Day!"

--J. "Where's My Cat?!" D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:36 pm

Saints to lose

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:09 pm

The Swills.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:00 am

Yeah, the Swills for me too.

Also not sure how gnome gets 2 for N.O. and everyone else gets 1, must be fake news.

And would somebody tell Pissburgh it's Ok to win some games now?

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:05 am

I'm missing Baltimore and Flats to lose.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:01 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:50 am Current Week Four Standings:

Fag.

–J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:09 pm

That's just like your opinion, man.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:28 am

–J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:27 pm

Boofalo please

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:58 pm

Buffalo Bowels

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:30 am

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:15 pm

Viqueens.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:06 am

Loving Hannah and Courtney.

–J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:15 am

–J.D.

bcurnutte · Post by **bcurnutte** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:47 pm

Steelers to lose

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 4:04 pm

Swills

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:23 pm

Once again, open kicking tryouts tomorrow at Gillette Stadium, 9 a.m.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:21 pm

–J.D.