Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

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Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:19 pm

Now I have one too. :)

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She's an uncovered face uncovered hair slut approximately my age who is about as Muslim as I am Jewish.

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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by ed » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:40 pm

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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Sep 29, 2019 4:27 pm

My dentist is not only a Muslim but also an NBL. 8)
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by sparks » Sun Sep 29, 2019 5:56 pm

Pictures or we can't bleeve you. :)
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:02 pm

Here is a pic of AC's dentist.

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What beautiful eyes she has. 8)
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Bruce » Sun Sep 29, 2019 10:18 pm

I have a dentist that used to exclusively be a prison dentist, and you can tell. He's rough as hell. By the time he's done, your mouth feels like a bloody raped asshole, but its damn clean.
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by gnome » Sun Sep 29, 2019 10:18 pm

Isn't it more Nun habits for AC?
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:40 pm

I'd settle for Bruces gay, S&M, asshole-raping dentist when my ancient, rotting British teeth are playing up.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:43 am

I think there are two ways of choosing a dentist:

1. Find a young one, fresh out of school. Lacking some experience perhaps, but knows the latest tricks and isn't yet bored/burnt out by the job.
When I settled in a new town ~ 30+ years ago, I took the phone and called them all asking "when did you finish your studies?" Some of the reactions were… interesting.

2. Ask a dental laboratory technician (who make the prostheses for the dentists), they know all about them.

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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:48 am

Muslim dentist.

A new stereotype somewhat based on fact, as it might be Chinese laundryman or Irish cop? 8)
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Re: Hey AC! About Muslim dentists.

Post by Bruce » Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:39 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:40 pm
I'd settle for Bruces gay, S&M, asshole-raping dentist when my ancient, rotting British teeth are playing up.
He's not an asshole raper. He tamed asshole rapers by shaving metal in their mouths and causing them pain. He's like the asshole raper whisperer.

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