Sorry to Make You Cry XV

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:21 pm

That was too close for comfort.

Carr · Post by **Carr** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:36 am

DJ wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:36 pmSaints to lose

These teams here have funny names on them. You'll remember the funny names and always use the funny name.

Any man who don't use the funny names spends a night in the box!

Carr · Post by **Carr** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:42 am

bcurnutte wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:47 pmSteelers to lose

I hope you won't be a hard case.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:44 am

Week Four Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
*gnome the gnostic**	Swills
*Evolver the Enlightened**	Swills
Anaxagoras 頭がい	Swills
His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Swills
*Pyrrho the Profound**	Swills
Enchantress*	Dullass
izittrue*	Vikqueens
Radrick*	Faints
Wildcat*
*Grammatron the Giz Guzzler**	Flats
*shemp the shantastic**	Swills
DJ*	Faints
bcurnutte*	Squeelers

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:53 am

Current Week Five Standings:

9 Doctor X Pit (1), MP (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)

9 gnome Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
9 Evolver Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
9 shemp Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)

8 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
6 Grammatron Car (2), Oak (2), Bal (2)
6 Radrick Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2)
6 Pyrrho Pit (1), Cle (2), Buf (3)
5 Enchantress Bal (2), Dal (3)

4 Wildcat Min (2), Bal (2)
4 izittrue NYG (2), Min (2)
3 DJ Pit (1), LAC (2)

0 bcurnutte NYJ (0)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X – His Humble MagNIfIcent – Tells gnome, Anaxagoras, Evolver, and shemp, "Alright! Get Your Stupid, Fucking Rope!"

--J. "I'll Catch You on the Flip Side!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:08 am

If I'm not mistaken I think that Grammy picked the Flats to lose, which would give you another meanie point.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:28 am

Still working on it, but thanks for the reminder!

It is not like I care . . . 馬鹿!

–J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:00 pm

I know the clip's been used before, but Tampa Bay vs. LA?!?!

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:35 pm

Yes thanks Rams. Fuk. I’m out of my one and done.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:15 am

Once again, could someone please notify the Squealers that's it's OK to win a game? They can't let MFY fan Anax take the lead!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:18 am

The Squealers finally win one, but the Bungles' misery continues.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:57 am

Did Wildcat not make a pick?

–J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:04 am

Apparently not.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:56 pm

Breveland Clowns to lose.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:17 am

For a few laughs: Random NFL Jargon Generator

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:46 pm

Viqueens

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:04 pm

Fudgepackers

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:10 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:57 am Did Wildcat not make a pick?

–J.D.

I picked ths Saints.

eta: damn, I know I picked them and hit "submit", must have been some glitch where it didn't actually post. Doesn't matter anyway since they lost. And I wasn't going to waste a mulligan on the Squealers or Bengals since those teams only chance of winning is against each other.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 1:37 pm

Dolts for me.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:45 pm

The Pack to pack it in

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:10 pm

69ers to lose

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:50 pm

LA Rums

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:52 pm

I'll take the L.A. Scrams to lose for 100, Alex.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:50 am

Week Five Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome*	Clowns
Evolver*	Lambs
Anaxagoras	Dolts
His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Dullass
Pyrrho*	Viqueens
Enchantress*	Lambs
izittrue*	Fudge Packers
Radrick*	Dullass
Wildcat	Dolts
Grammatron*	69rs
shemp*	Lambs
DJ*	Fudge Packers
bcurnutte*	Clowns

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:39 am

Wow.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:37 pm

Yeah, that rivals the Incredilman Catch™ save that it is not bouncing off the limbs of opponents.

Typical Pete "I'M SO FUCKIN' PUMPED UP!" Carroll Seamen, they still nearly lost it.

–J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:39 pm

Gronk makes that catch in his sleep.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:02 am

Yeah, the Rams receiver absolutely should have caught it in the first place. It was right in his hands.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:05 pm

Fudge packers.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:27 pm

JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! Can't anybody kick a goddam extra point??? Once again, open kicker tryouts tomorrow at Gillette Stadium, 9 a.m. sharp, bring your own kicking tee!

bcurnutte · Post by **bcurnutte** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:54 pm

Browns to lose

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:58 pm

Vikings bounce back after loss to Bears, pound Giants 28-10

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/b ... story.html

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:13 pm

If the Bungles can't beat Arizona at home, who can they beat?

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:58 pm

I'm taking my mulligan, Dolts to lose.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am

Week Six Standings:

16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)

15 Doctor X Pit (1), MP (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), Dal (3)
15 gnome Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), Cle (2)

12 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1)
12 Grammatron Car (3), Oak (3), Bal (3), MP (1)
12 Radrick Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), MP (1), Dal (3)
10 Enchantress Bal (3), Dal (3), MP (1), LAR (3)

7 Pyrrho Pit (1), Cle (2), Buf (4)
7 Wildcat Min (3), Bal (3), MP (1)
5 izittrue NYG (2), Min (3)
3 DJ Pit (1), LAC (2)

2 bcurnutte NYJ (0), Cle (2)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X – His Humble MagNIfIcent – Says, "It's STILL Fucking 'Current!""

--J. "What?!" D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am
size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:11 pm

Am I crazy or does the flow of the NFL game seems off somehow this season? The overall parity and quality is just not there...or so it seems to me.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:39 pm

Grammatron wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:11 pm Am I crazy or does the flow of the NFL game seems off somehow this season? The overall parity and quality is just not there...or so it seems to me.

Yes and yes.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:40 pm

gnome wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am
size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size

It is my understanding that the good doctor flagellates himself when he finds he made such mistakes.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:05 am

Evolver wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:40 pm
gnome wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am
size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size

It is my understanding that the good doctor flagellates himself when he finds he made such mistakes.

It's not an error, just a question of what's emphasized. Look closer.