Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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That was too close for comfort.
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DJ wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:36 pmSaints to lose
These teams here have funny names on them. You'll remember the funny names and always use the funny name.

Any man who don't use the funny names spends a night in the box!
Any man who don't keep order spends a night in the box!
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bcurnutte wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:47 pmSteelers to lose
I hope you won't be a hard case.
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:Waaaah: Week Four Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome* the gnostic Swills :D
Evolver* the Enlightened Swills :D
Anaxagoras 頭がい Swills :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Swills :D
Pyrrho* the Profound Swills :D
Enchantress* Dullass :D
izittrue* Vikqueens :D
Radrick* Faints :Waaaah:
Wildcat* :? :Waaaah:
:Mockering: Grammatron* the Giz Guzzler Flats :Waaaah:
shemp* the shantastic Swills :D
DJ* Faints :Waaaah:
bcurnutte* Squeelers :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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:bricks: Current Week Five Standings:


9 Doctor X Pit (1), MP (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)










9 gnome Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
9 Evolver Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
9 shemp Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)

8 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (3), Bal (2), Buf (3)
6 Grammatron Car (2), Oak (2), Bal (2)
6 Radrick Pit (1), NO (3), Bal (2)
6 Pyrrho Pit (1), Cle (2), Buf (3)
5 Enchantress Bal (2), Dal (3)

4 Wildcat Min (2), Bal (2)
4 izittrue NYG (2), Min (2)
3 DJ Pit (1), LAC (2)

0 bcurnutte NYJ (0)


As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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If I'm not mistaken I think that Grammy picked the Flats to lose, which would give you another meanie point.
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Still working on it, but thanks for the reminder!

It is not like I care . . . 馬鹿!

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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I know the clip's been used before, but Tampa Bay vs. LA?!?!

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Yes thanks Rams. Fuk. I’m out of my one and done.
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Once again, could someone please notify the Squealers that's it's OK to win a game? They can't let MFY fan Anax take the lead!
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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The Squealers finally win one, but the Bungles' misery continues.
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Did Wildcat not make a pick?

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Apparently not.
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Breveland Clowns to lose.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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For a few laughs: Random NFL Jargon Generator
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Fudgepackers
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj
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Doctor X wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:57 am Did Wildcat not make a pick?

–J.D.
I picked ths Saints.

eta: damn, I know I picked them and hit "submit", must have been some glitch where it didn't actually post. Doesn't matter anyway since they lost. And I wasn't going to waste a mulligan on the Squealers or Bengals since those teams only chance of winning is against each other.
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Dolts for me.
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The Pack to pack it in