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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:36 pm

It's not easy herding roadrunners, but she does it!

Once when I lived in New Mexico, I passed a roadrunner in my car and slowed down to clock it.
About 35 mph. So the birds in the clip are giver the woman a break.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:39 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:36 pm
It's not easy herding roadrunners, but she does it!

Once when I lived in New Mexico, I passed a roadrunner in my car and slowed down to clock it.
About 35 mph.
The internet is certain you're lying. 20mph max.
A coyote can run 45 mph so that puts the lie to Warner Brothers as well.
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Usain Bolt clocked 28 mph in the 100-meter sprint.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:01 pm

Maybe my speedometer was off. Maybe Wikipedia needs an edit. :notsure:

Did you know that the bird came to be called "roadrunner" because men were bashful about saying "chaparral cock" around the ladies? :coolspecs:
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Post by Witness » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:54 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:31 pm

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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:43 am

At 39 seconds you'll see the shadow of a vulture flying overhead.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:13 am

Momma bear just waited patiently. She knew the cub could do it. 8)
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With "space music". :|
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:13 pm

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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:36 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:41 am

That is amazing! ;)
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Post by shemp » Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:29 am

Hmmm, something fishy about that...
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Post by solely » Tue Oct 15, 2019 4:58 am

I'm happy?

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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by sparks » Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:55 pm

Finally, a great NBL to end the uselessness of this thread.

Thanks Anax.
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Post by Witness » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:30 pm

↑ I contest the "B". :x



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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:31 am

What does NBL stand for again?

Nubile Busty Lass?

Anyway, since you guys appreciated that last one you might like her Instagram page.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B279CtTDpcu/?hl=en
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