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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:41 pm

Does that mean when Lake Myakka becomes Myakka Bay, you'll have to put in a swimming pool? 8)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:24 am

My mother used to sing that song. Really. :)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:25 am

Stop lying
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:31 am

Hey ed! You have to go snorkeling at night (if lake ed doesn't overflow from that, of course):


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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:35 am

ed wrote:
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Stop lying
Plenty of white folks did that song.

She was from North Carolina. She sang it more like these guys. 8)



And look what I found while searching. A children's choir. :lmao:

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:43 am

Witness wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:31 am
Hey ed! You have to go snorkeling at night (if lake ed doesn't overflow from that, of course):

Go IN Lake Ed? At night?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:04 am

What's that thing above the muzzle of the pistol?
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Post by ed » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:07 am

A painted lady butterfly. I had the name painted lady munitions.
Thats a m.1910 .25acp Mauser pistol. ca. 1914
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:25 am

Now that I know, I can see the butterfly.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:10 am

All you saw was the gun before that.

<freudian crappy accent> Interesting
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:28 pm

Incidentally the Crawdad Song was familiar enough throughout the south (or should I say The SouthTM) for the tune to be the basis of this. :mrgreen:

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:16 pm

Pensacola woman accused of forcing husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint (WKRG -- CBS Mobile AL)
PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A Pensacola woman accused of forcing her husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint was arrested Friday.

Millanie Sherbrook, 45, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.

An Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report says Sherbrook and her husband were arguing over divorce on Oct. 11. When the man refused to sign the papers and stated he would rather handle it in court, deputies said Sherbrook grabbed a Smith and Wesson .38-caliber handgun, pointed it at her husband, followed him and told him to sign the papers.

The man eventually gave in to Sherbrook’s commands and signed the papers, deputies said.

Sherbrook continued to follow the man with the gun, the report said, so he called law enforcement.

He told deputies he feared his wife because “she is a good shooter.”

Sherbrook was arrested. She remains in the Escambia County jail without bond.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Oct 18, 2019 5:27 pm

That seems unfair

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:23 pm

Indeed. She should have just shot the fucker.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by solely » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:41 pm

Well, "she is a good shooter".

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:08 am

And I was thinking marriages were done at gunpoint. How the customs change. :roll:

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by WildCat » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:18 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:24 am
My mother used to sing that song. Really. :)
We used to have to sing that in music class in grade school.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:31 am

Did you sing it all together in assembly? 8)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by WildCat » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:46 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Did you sing it all together in assembly? 8)
No just in music class. We had a fat old music teacher named Miss Gibbs.
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