Why Florida is an awsome place to live

[Abdul Alhazred]

Does that mean when Lake Myakka becomes Myakka Bay, you'll have to put in a swimming pool?

[Witness]

[Abdul Alhazred]

My mother used to sing that song. Really.

[ed]

Stop lying

[Witness]

Hey ed! You have to go snorkeling at night (if lake ed doesn't overflow from that, of course):

[Abdul Alhazred]

Stop lying

Plenty of white folks did that song.

She was from North Carolina. She sang it more like these guys.



And look what I found while searching. A children's choir.

[ed]

Hey ed! You have to go snorkeling at night (if lake ed doesn't overflow from that, of course):

Go IN Lake Ed? At night?

[Abdul Alhazred]

What's that thing above the muzzle of the pistol?

[ed]

A painted lady butterfly. I had the name painted lady munitions.
Thats a m.1910 .25acp Mauser pistol. ca. 1914

[Abdul Alhazred]

Now that I know, I can see the butterfly.

[ed]

All you saw was the gun before that.

<freudian crappy accent> Interesting

[Abdul Alhazred]

Incidentally the Crawdad Song was familiar enough throughout the south (or should I say The South^TM) for the tune to be the basis of this.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Pensacola woman accused of forcing husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint (WKRG -- CBS Mobile AL)

PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A Pensacola woman accused of forcing her husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint was arrested Friday.

Millanie Sherbrook, 45, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.

An Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report says Sherbrook and her husband were arguing over divorce on Oct. 11. When the man refused to sign the papers and stated he would rather handle it in court, deputies said Sherbrook grabbed a Smith and Wesson .38-caliber handgun, pointed it at her husband, followed him and told him to sign the papers.

The man eventually gave in to Sherbrook’s commands and signed the papers, deputies said.

Sherbrook continued to follow the man with the gun, the report said, so he called law enforcement.

He told deputies he feared his wife because “she is a good shooter.”

Sherbrook was arrested. She remains in the Escambia County jail without bond.

[Rob Lister]

That seems unfair

[sparks]

Indeed. She should have just shot the fucker.

[solely]

Well, "she is a good shooter".

[Witness]

Pensacola woman accused of forcing husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint (WKRG -- CBS Mobile AL)

And I was thinking marriages were done at gunpoint. How the customs change.

[WildCat]

My mother used to sing that song. Really.

We used to have to sing that in music class in grade school.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Did you sing it all together in assembly?

[WildCat]

Did you sing it all together in assembly?

No just in music class. We had a fat old music teacher named Miss Gibbs.