SC closing in on one million posts!

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Who will be the one millionth poster?

Abdul Alhazred
5
14%
Doctor X
2
6%
Nyarlathotep
2
6%
ed
8
23%
Grammatron
0
No votes
Pyrrho
0
No votes
Anaxagoras
0
No votes
gnome
0
No votes
Witness
2
6%
corplinx
0
No votes
Rob Lister
0
No votes
Bruce
1
3%
asthmatic camel
1
3%
sparks
0
No votes
WildCat
0
No votes
Skeeve
0
No votes
pillory
0
No votes
izittrue
1
3%
shemp
2
6%
Planet X (Captain or one of the bosses, newbies, betting the field, write-ins, all of the above, fuck off Abdul, etc.)
11
31%
 
Total votes: 35

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shemp
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Only 21,906 posts to go! I estimate sometime in May or June 2020.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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sparks
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by sparks »

Get back to us in May or June.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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robinson
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Location: USA

Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson »

Just one dedicated man could make it happen by Christmas
oh really?

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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson »

This of course, will not happen
oh really?

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

robinson wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:16 pm
Just one dedicated man could make it happen by Christmas
They said that in 1914 about beating the Germans.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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robinson
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:45 pm
robinson wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:16 pm
Just one dedicated man could make it happen by Christmas
They said that in 1963 about Kennedy
oh really?

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Anaxagoras
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Anaxagoras »

Who cares about post number one million, it's post No. 1,000,003 that is significant!
Spoiler:
It's the first prime number after one million :D
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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robinson
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by robinson »

I did not know that. Thanks
oh really?

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ed
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by ed »

Mine
About that stereo

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Forget it folks, I already ate the chicken and waffles, so there's no point.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Pyrrho
Posts: 29850
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Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Pyrrho »

Someone tell me to go the fuck to sleep.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Pyrrho wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:00 am
Someone tell me to go the fuck to sleep.
Rise and shine buddy :)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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Pyrrho
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Pyrrho »

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:14 pm
Pyrrho wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:00 am
Someone tell me to go the fuck to sleep.
Rise and shine buddy :)
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Pyrrho
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Pyrrho »

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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shemp
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Only 19,831 posts to go!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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shemp
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Title: inbred shit-for-brains
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Just 14,389 posts from our goal! Keep those posts coming in!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Pyrrho
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Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by Pyrrho »

To drive you nuts: there are 985,612 rows in the posts table in the database. 970,772 is the current count according to the forum. The problem is that there are 21,349‬ posts with a poster ID value of "1" attached to them because of a database FUBAR some years ago and because some user accounts were deleted without deleting the posts. The system appears to be counting only those rows with a valid user ID. 19,586 of those belong to one person.

BUT...the post numbers are valid. This is post 985,612

posting.php?mode=edit&f=1&p=985612
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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shemp
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

Only 10,365 posts to go!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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shemp
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Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

It's gonna happen today! 46 posts to go!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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shemp
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Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
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Re: SC closing in on one million posts!

Post by shemp »

I think Pyrrho should get the honor, but it will probably go to Abdul or Cheating Cunt ed.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.