A Home For Bruce

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Still more deadly stairs for Bruce:

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Sauna I'm guessing?

Awesome.
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↑ Yup, in Finland.




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Only the best is good enough for our Brucey. :)
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Witness wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:03 pm https://i.imgur.com/emiAfd5.jpg
Looks like Howell's Moving Castle.

https://firstsite.uk/wp-content/uploads ... castle.jpg
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Hashima
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Deliveries are a real bitch. But otherwise good here.
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The abandoned city of Pyramiden, Svalbard. :twisted:
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I think Hal Bidlack already considered that but the power consumption for ground water disposal, air circulation, and assorted electrical stuff rendered it not practical.
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Humanity has been wiped out. The silence is complete, the air filled with poisonous vapors, everything has turned colorless and dead. Only some radiation-sick cockroaches painfully crawl around ink-black puddles under the threatening sky. What remains of the streets amid the last crumbling buildings is filled with rusting wreckage and decaying horrors… A heavy trapdoor slowly lifts. Bruce emerges, blinks at the disaster. He wears a hawaiian shirt.
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What Abdul said.:clap:
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Witness wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:53 pm https://i.imgur.com/UD1xysc.jpg

The abandoned city of Pyramiden, Svalbard. :twisted:
:crybaby:
Wait......do they have wifi?
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Great location for a castle other than the cliff climbing gecko marines.
They are fucking relentless about that goddam insurance thing.
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It's like a real life Settlers of Catan board.......that's been chewed up by a dog.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:56 pm Missile not included.
I was totally going to ask!

But that would indeed be a cool home, in case of apocalypse. Only slight downside I can see is that it might be a direct target for an ICBM, and being underground might not help in that case.
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A fixer-upper.
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Any of those would work for me for 3 weeks or a month every year.
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sparks wrote: Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:10 am Any of those would work for me for 3 weeks or a month every year.
If it wasn't for the bloody Froggies, I'd go live in southern France (where they are particularly obnoxious).

An example, after a ~ 30 s search (there are many, many more), a 14th c. village house:

https://i.imgur.com/t9LEFKD.png

https://i.imgur.com/jMNBYdp.png

https://i.imgur.com/oD9dbD4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/8LZohwA.png

https://i.imgur.com/u02NpUh.png

https://i.imgur.com/FHurhPy.png

https://i.imgur.com/EWkxwtt.png

https://i.imgur.com/WEjtSOV.png

https://i.imgur.com/v05DKQZ.png

https://i.imgur.com/Bl5DXIU.png

https://i.imgur.com/wAUaQvk.png

(Got a bit carried away, there. :oops: )

Technical details:

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480 m2 (5170 square feet for ed); 12 rooms, 4 bedrooms; double parking box; no opposite building; patio; structurally sound; fitted kitchen; 500 m2 plot; central heating; fireplace.

Now I ask you Muricans: price?

:mrgreen:
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Bet it's out of my reach....

Sounds great except for the natives. :)
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↑ Don't be shy, guesstimate a price. :)
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1000-1500 per week Umerican...
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↑ To buy it, silly. :wink: