## Heating Solutions

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Rob Lister wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:40 pm Is she big enough such that we don't have to actually see each other?

Bottom line: just do what I fucking tell you. Get some very small 500-watt space heaters complete with tiny fans. Total cost, one at $20 bucks for a small room, two at$40 for a large room. That's it. Turn them on when you're in the room, off when you're not. If you're determined to heat your house by electricity, that is the cheapest AND most efficient way.

And pass the soap.
I don't want fucking fan heaters. They're noisy, dry the air, blow dust, which I'm allergic to, all over the place, don't last long and can't be hung on the wall or used in bathrooms.

Here you go, dwahling...

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ceptimus wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:41 pmCold weather will be the acid test.
But do we still have cold weather, even in Britland?
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Fan heaters don't "dry the air" - you need a dehumidifier to do that. Something that dries the air has to put the captured water somewhere.
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Witness wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:23 pm
ceptimus wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:41 pmCold weather will be the acid test.
But do we still have cold weather, even in Britland?
A.C. will let us know, I'm sure, about four months from now...
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ceptimus wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:53 pm Fan heaters don't "dry the air" - you need a dehumidifier to do that. Something that dries the air has to put the captured water somewhere.
No, but by raising the temp, the lower the relative humidity.
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I don't want to heat my home with hair driers, irons or lightbulbs, either.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Problem fucking solved now stop whining and go and outlaw knives or something.
Also note that I found one with features that should be of particular interest to you (highlighted for the impaired)

I see why you lost all your overseas possessions and why the bloody Mics kicked your ass. You are dithering about an easily solved problem. Thank god Adolf isn't around today. Jesus Christ on a restricted firearm you people are pathetic. Are you calling a town meeting to address the issue? Are you going to make sure you don't BBQ pork so that the goddamn moslim snowflakes don't get the damn vapors .... oh excuse me I meant "vapours".

Faggot

ETA: SIX FUCKING PAGES ON THIS??????

Thats it. Get over here.

Closer

Now, go order the damn clothing, Ralphie, and come up with a topic that resonates.
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ed wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:34 am Imported
Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:06 pm
ed wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:34 am Imported
Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...
You wode wearing bastard. Just buy a fuggin' coat and shut up already.

Whats going to happen is you are going to save 50p and you and your wife are going to go up in a conflagration or a visitor is going to trip on the damn wires and sue you. This is not going to end well.
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Settle the fuck down folks, it's just a fucking space heater.

Jesus titty fucking Christ.
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But but Trump
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Go Victorian:

Spoiler:
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Just to piss off ed & Listy, it's now officially fucking freezing here but Mrs. C. and I are not. Nor are we skint.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Witness wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:32 am Go Victorian:

Spoiler:
I would so like to have that. I would refinish it and install it in my home office. Of course I'd have to also install a boiler in the garage to power it, but that's no problem. I would keep socks in the warmer.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:56 pm Just to piss off ed & Listy, it's now officially fucking freezing here but Mrs. C. and I are not. Nor are we skint.
I bet you're wearing a sweater.
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Nope, I'm prancing around naked!

(Actually, I'm wearing my cycling Lycra, which is close.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:57 pm Not merely naked, but prancing.
Hobbling would be more precise as I've just got out of hospital after a couple of bad falls.

But still, a man has to try...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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A real man would not be hospitalized after only a couple of bad falls. It would take at least a dozen.

Pussy.
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Rob Lister wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:59 pm A real man would not be hospitalized after only a couple of bad falls. It would take at least a dozen.

Pussy.
It may very well have been a dozen, I'd been on a massive bender.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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My father had a coal, (or pretty much anything), burning Aga when he retired to a remote old farmhouse in Wales. It was a pain in the arse but the house was alwas warm!

Very much like this...

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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It's cracked.
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The results are in! (I know ed and Lister have been waiting with bated breath.)

We're paying slightly less than we were using the gas central heating. A success.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:25 pmA success.
How did winter 2020 compare to 2019 in the UK? We had no snow at all and temperatures seldom dropped below zero.
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Roughly the same overall, although February was unusually warm last year. We rarely get snow where I am but night-time temperatures typically drop below zero from December to April.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I fixed it better.