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Pussy whipped. :)
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Witness...I probably wont..😁

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Ill be back later after my sermon at 10..

Hope i get a good crowd in this week..

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That reminds me, DB. Do you need any more of that Nigerian hot pepper soup? I'll be passing the Afro-Caribbean shop some time this week. :)
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Sounds good. Can you ship some to me?
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Better yet ... get on a plane to Orlando, rent a car and drive to my place to give it to me.
I'll be busy so I can't ask you to join me, you'll have to go back.

That work for you?
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About that stereo

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For an Elder Gawd, you're a real cunt ed. :)
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ed wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:23 pm
like this?
https://www.demandafrica.com/food/recip ... pper-soup/
Recipe sounds Cajun. Catfish, offal, hot pepper. :Hungry2:
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Why is one of the ingredients "your bank account number"?
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sparks wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:44 pm
For an Elder Gawd, you're a real cunt ed. :)
But it would be cool if he'd do it, wouldn't it? Like going 6000 miles to make an offerring. Like Mecca except Myakka. Hmmmmmmmmm.
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ed wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:23 pm
like this?
https://www.demandafrica.com/food/recip ... pper-soup/
ed, you monster:
  • 2 pounds chicken / catfish / cow leg / offal
  • 4 seeds Calabash nutmeg (Ehiri/Ehuru) ground
  • 3 cubes Maggi seasoning
  • 2 cloves garlic minced
  • 2 medium onions
  • 2 tablespoons Scent leaves dry uziza leaves
  • Red chili pepper / habanero pepper to taste
  • Salt to taste
  • 1/2 gallon water approximately
:roll:

I understand now why your crawdads have fled, they don't want to be subjected to such ignominy.

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? sounds questionBLE.
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I'm talking about this stuff, an instant Obe Ata soup mix. It's really nice if you like spicy stuff but there's only one shop I know of where you can buy it. De-Bunk's tried to find another supplier but without any luck.

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Had to look up Maggi.

Nigerians culturally appropriated the Swiss. :lmao:
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ed wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:22 pm
Better yet ... get on a plane to Orlando, rent a car and drive to my place to give it to me.
I'll be busy so I can't ask you to join me, you'll have to go back.

That work for you?
I'd have to fag-o-cycle it; I handed my driving licence in twenty years ago after suffering a few seizures.
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What did the bastards seize from you???
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Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)
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My God man! An actual female!
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am
Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/ :x

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.
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