Amusing tale of the day.

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asthmatic camel
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

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ed wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:52 am
asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:20 pm
ed wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:17 pm
asthmatic camel wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:06 am
Very nearly my life. I flatlined twice. (And no, I didn't see any angels or any of that bullshit while I was dead.)

Twice? And THAT is enough to keep you from bringing me my Aga Opa??/ :x

Let me tell you that Nelson, after being mortally wounded, proceeded to bombard the Yucatan into submission thus adding it to Victoria's empire. And you, "flatlining" only twice put your feet up and call it a day.

I weep for your Empire.

Yeah, but Nelson had the 104 gun flagship HMS Victory and a fleet behind him.

I, however, have a fag-o-cycle and some lycra.
Piffle. He was bleeding from every orifice. That is all you have in common with His Lordship.

You make feeble excuses. If you were half the man you think you are, you would have been halfway across the pond by know, going over in your mind the words you would use to present me with these delectable morsels. But, no, you recline, pharaoh like, on your chaise lounge, sipping the nectar of the grain. I, contrariwise, mumble sadly, wondering what I had done to make you such a contrarian.

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Far from it, my dear fellow!

It is now 5.28 AM and I have just returned from a 60-mile night-time fag-o-cycle ride. In the rain.

I suffered two punctures, witnessed a massive punch-up at my favourite coffee bar in Manchester and was propositioned by a rather beautiful young lady, whose advances I regretfully had to decline.

I reclineth not.
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

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Bro, I'm thinking Netflix...Pulp Fiction/Downton Abby mash up?....come on Debunks a natural...
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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

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"60-mile"

At least you got the units right.
About that stereo

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Re: Amusing tale of the day.

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ed wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:08 am
"60-mile"

At least you got the units right.
Well he is English after all.

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