Sorry to Make You Cry XV
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Of course. But as I said, I didn't check the individual team numbers. I just added up the numbers that are there.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Doctor X
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Yeah you have to do that.
My access to internet is intermittent due to changing over companies during the holidays and all of that crap. Should be solved by Monday so I can sit and go over the numbers. The NFL page is pretty bad with updates. I think I posted one where it showed a result with the wrong wins for the teams.
– J.D.
My access to internet is intermittent due to changing over companies during the holidays and all of that crap. Should be solved by Monday so I can sit and go over the numbers. The NFL page is pretty bad with updates. I think I posted one where it showed a result with the wrong wins for the teams.
– J.D.
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! 
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Just for the record, I didn't do this to be critical in any way. I just added up my numbers and found they didn't add up to the total, so I kept going. I have always had full confidence that The All-Wise and All Knowing Doctor would set it right in the end.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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izittrue
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
69ers to lose
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- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
I absolutely do not fucking believe this shit!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Anaxagoras
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Cheer up. The Patriots get to play next week!
The Jets get the week off.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Fuck you.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Pyrrho
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Kitchens is out.
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/br ... head-coach
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/br ... head-coach
Time for a rebuilding phase.Freddie Kitchens has been relieved of his duties as head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
Kitchens initially joined the Browns as running backs/associate head coach on Jan. 24, 2018. He was promoted to offensive coordinator on Oct. 29, 2018 and named head coach on Jan. 9, 2019.
Statement from GM John Dorsey
“I would like to thank Freddie for his dedication and efforts this past season. We are disappointed in our results and feel a change is necessary. Freddie is a good man and good football coach. We wish he and his family nothing but success.”
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
My results this week:
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2
--Soldier, TF2
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Stupid Seamen. 
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Pat Shurmur is out. Maybe the Browns will hire him back.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
The lack of internet is promised to be solved tomorrow . . . on a holiday, yes.
– J.D.
– J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Philadelphia Seagulls to lose the birdfight.
2016 & 2018 NFL "Sorry To Make You Cry" Challenge Champion
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"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there would be no religious people." - Dr. Gregory House
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Viqueens
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Browns GM John Dorsey is out.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Tennessee Tuxedo to lose.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
The Doc just won't get his mind right.
Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!
He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!
After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.
He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:
Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!
He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!
After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.
He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:
- 1. The current scores based on just the wins.
2. Recalculate all totals using his fingers.
3. Wait a few hours to listen to you men complain!
4. Add on the Meanie Points and the In the Rain Points. He, and we, appreciates the men posting which coaches just got their minds made right!
5. Then add in all of the various playoff bonuses.
6. Get his dirt the hell off of Boss Shorty's yard!
Get the wax outta your ears!
You call the Captain "Captain!"
And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!
You call the Captain "Captain!"
And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
It's for his own good, Mr. Hunnicutt...got a set a chains here just waitin'
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Week Seventeen Pickies:| Loser | Team | Result |
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| gnome | Tits | |
| Evolver | Seamen |  |
| Anaxagoras | 69rs | |
| His Humble MagNIfIcence | Seamen | |
| Pyrrho | Seamen | |
| Enchantress | Seamen | |
| izittrue | 69rs | |
| Radrick | Seamen | |
| Wildcat | Seamen | |
| Grammatron | 69rs | |
| shemp | Tits | |
| DJ | Seamen | |
| bcurnutte | DeadSkins | |
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! -
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Wild Card Standings:217 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (11), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (11), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7)
203 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (6), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), Car (5), Hou (14), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (11), Sea (13)
194.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (14), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (13), ItR (5)
188.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (5), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Min (13), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (11), Sea (13), ItR (2)
182.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)
156.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13)
152.5 Wildcat Min (13), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13)
143.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), MP (2), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (11), Sea (13)
135 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (14), ItR (7), Min (13), NE (16), Chi (8)
123.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (2), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (11), Chi (8), Sea (13)
120.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (14), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (13), ItR (5), NYJ (7)
109 izittrue NYG (4), Min (13), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)
84 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (13), Was (3), ItR (7)
As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .
Doctor X tells Evolver "Sounds like Christian . . . and You Suck! Evidences!"
--J. "J'Yeah!" D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! -
Doctor X
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Adding up each individual player. Tomorrow, after everyone has checked, I will add the Bonus Points and the In the Rain Bonus.
For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."
The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!
For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."
The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!
- 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points:
- Washington – and you had to have Was by Week 9 which no one did!
- Carolina – already awarded
Cleveland – fired on December 29!
- Giants
Cowboys
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! -
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
The law Da Rules require me to pick Tennessee.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2
--Soldier, TF2
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
| Division Winners | Team | Bonus | WC | Division | Conference | Wins | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AFC East | Flats | 4 | |
12 | 16 | ||
| AFC North | Crows | 4 | X | 14 | 18 | ||
| AFC South | Steers 'n Queers | 4 | 2 | 11 | 17 | ||
| AFC West | Queefs | 4 | X | 12 | 16 | ||
| NFC East | Eaglettes | 4 | |
9 | 13 | ||
| NFC North | Fudge Packers | 4 | X | 13 | 17 | ||
| NFC South | Faints | 4 | |
13 | 17 | ||
| NFC West | 69rs | 4 | X | 13 | 17 | ||
| Wild Card Winners | Team | Bonus | WC | Division | Conference | Wins | TOTAL |
| AFC I | Swills | 2 | |
10 | 12 | ||
| AFC II | Tits | 2 | 2 | 10 | 14 | ||
| NFC I | Seamen | 2 | 2 | 12 | 16 | ||
| NFC II | ViQueens | 2 | 2 | 11 | 15 | ||
| Conference Loser | Team | Points | Wins | TOTAL | |||
| AFC Loser | Squeelers | 2.5 | 8 | 10.5 | |||
| NFC Loser | Lambs | 2.5 | 9 | 11.5 |
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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Doctor X
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Wild Card Pickies:| Loser | Team | Result |
|---|---|---|
| gnome | Tits | |
| Evolver | Eaglettes | |
| Anaxagoras アホ | Flats | |
| His Humble MagNIfIcence | Eaglettes | |
| Pyrrho | ViQueens | |
| Enchantress | Faints | |
| izittrue | Tits | |
| Radrick |  |
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| Wildcat | Eaglettes | |
| Grammatron | Tits | |
| shemp | Tits | |
| DJ | Eaglettes | |
| bcurnutte | |
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– J.D.
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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Anaxagoras
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
I'll go for the Foxborough Flats.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
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izittrue
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Tennessee tits
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- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip
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Anaxagoras
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Well, it's been some good football so far today. The Bills/Texas game was fun to watch.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
William Shakespeare (probably Socrates originally)
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gnome
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Come on Pats--one stinking point. Two minutes. You can do eet!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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gnome
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Holy fuck!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2
--Soldier, TF2
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
It is not like they had a 16 point lead and coughed it up or anything.
Or butt-fumbled.
– J.D.
Or butt-fumbled.
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
I was too drunk stunned last night to say anything.
DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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shemp
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
And so the Jarrett Stidham era begins.
What?
What?
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.