Sorry to Make You Cry XV
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Of course. But as I said, I didn't check the individual team numbers. I just added up the numbers that are there.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Yeah you have to do that.
My access to internet is intermittent due to changing over companies during the holidays and all of that crap. Should be solved by Monday so I can sit and go over the numbers. The NFL page is pretty bad with updates. I think I posted one where it showed a result with the wrong wins for the teams.
– J.D.
My access to internet is intermittent due to changing over companies during the holidays and all of that crap. Should be solved by Monday so I can sit and go over the numbers. The NFL page is pretty bad with updates. I think I posted one where it showed a result with the wrong wins for the teams.
– J.D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Just for the record, I didn't do this to be critical in any way. I just added up my numbers and found they didn't add up to the total, so I kept going. I have always had full confidence that The All-Wise and All Knowing Doctor would set it right in the end.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Cheer up. The Patriots get to play next week! :)
The Jets get the week off.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Kitchens is out.
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/br ... head-coach
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/br ... head-coach
Time for a rebuilding phase.Freddie Kitchens has been relieved of his duties as head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
Kitchens initially joined the Browns as running backs/associate head coach on Jan. 24, 2018. He was promoted to offensive coordinator on Oct. 29, 2018 and named head coach on Jan. 9, 2019.
Statement from GM John Dorsey
“I would like to thank Freddie for his dedication and efforts this past season. We are disappointed in our results and feel a change is necessary. Freddie is a good man and good football coach. We wish he and his family nothing but success.”
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
The lack of internet is promised to be solved tomorrow . . . on a holiday, yes.
– J.D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
The Doc just won't get his mind right.
Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!
He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!
After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.
He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:
Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!
He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!
After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.
He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:
- 1. The current scores based on just the wins.
2. Recalculate all totals using his fingers.
3. Wait a few hours to listen to you men complain!
4. Add on the Meanie Points and the In the Rain Points. He, and we, appreciates the men posting which coaches just got their minds made right!
5. Then add in all of the various playoff bonuses.
6. Get his dirt the hell off of Boss Shorty's yard!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
It's for his own good, Mr. Hunnicutt...got a set a chains here just waitin'
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
:Waaaah: Week Seventeen Pickies:
*NFL Schedule
– J.D.
Loser | Team | Result |
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gnome | Tits | :Waaaah: |
Evolver | Seamen | :D |
Anaxagoras | 69rs | :Waaaah: |
His Humble MagNIfIcence | Seamen | :D |
Pyrrho | Seamen | :D |
Enchantress | Seamen | :D |
izittrue | 69rs | :Waaaah: |
Radrick | Seamen | :D |
Wildcat | Seamen | :D |
Grammatron | 69rs | :Waaaah: |
shemp | Tits | :Waaaah: |
DJ | Seamen | :D |
bcurnutte | DeadSkins | :D |
– J.D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
:bricks: Wild Card Standings:
217 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (11), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (11), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7)
203 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (6), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), Car (5), Hou (14), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (11), Sea (13)
194.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (14), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (13), ItR (5)
188.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (5), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Min (13), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (11), Sea (13), ItR (2)
182.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)
156.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13)
152.5 Wildcat Min (13), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13)
143.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), MP (2), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (11), Sea (13)
135 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (14), ItR (7), Min (13), NE (16), Chi (8)
123.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (2), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (11), Chi (8), Sea (13)
120.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (14), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (13), ItR (5), NYJ (7)
109 izittrue NYG (4), Min (13), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)
84 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (13), Was (3), ItR (7)
As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .
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--J. "J'Yeah!" D.
217 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (11), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (11), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7)
203 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (6), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), Car (5), Hou (14), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (11), Sea (13)
194.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (14), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (13), ItR (5)
188.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (5), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Min (13), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (11), Sea (13), ItR (2)
182.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)
156.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13)
152.5 Wildcat Min (13), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13)
143.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), MP (2), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (11), Sea (13)
135 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (14), ItR (7), Min (13), NE (16), Chi (8)
123.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (2), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (11), Chi (8), Sea (13)
120.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (14), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (13), ItR (5), NYJ (7)
109 izittrue NYG (4), Min (13), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)
84 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (13), Was (3), ItR (7)
As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .
Doctor X tells Evolver "Sounds like Christian . . . and You Suck! Evidences!"
--J. "J'Yeah!" D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Adding up each individual player. Tomorrow, after everyone has checked, I will add the Bonus Points and the In the Rain Bonus.
For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."
The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!
For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."
The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!
- 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points:
- Washington – and you had to have Was by Week 9 which no one did!
- Carolina – already awarded
Cleveland – fired on December 29!
- Giants
Cowboys
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Division Winners | Team | Bonus | WC | Division | Conference | Wins | TOTAL |
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AFC East | Flats | 4 | :Waaaah: | 12 | 16 | ||
AFC North | Crows | 4 | X | 14 | 18 | ||
AFC South | Steers 'n Queers | 4 | 2 | 11 | 17 | ||
AFC West | Queefs | 4 | X | 12 | 16 | ||
NFC East | Eaglettes | 4 | :Waaaah: | 9 | 13 | ||
NFC North | Fudge Packers | 4 | X | 13 | 17 | ||
NFC South | Faints | 4 | :Waaaah: | 13 | 17 | ||
NFC West | 69rs | 4 | X | 13 | 17 | ||
Wild Card Winners | Team | Bonus | WC | Division | Conference | Wins | TOTAL |
AFC I | Swills | 2 | :Waaaah: | 10 | 12 | ||
AFC II | Tits | 2 | 2 | 10 | 14 | ||
NFC I | Seamen | 2 | 2 | 12 | 16 | ||
NFC II | ViQueens | 2 | 2 | 11 | 15 | ||
Conference Loser | Team | Points | Wins | TOTAL | |||
AFC Loser | Squeelers | 2.5 | 8 | 10.5 | |||
NFC Loser | Lambs | 2.5 | 9 | 11.5 |
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:
*NFL Schedule
– J.D.
Loser | Team | Result |
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gnome | Tits | :Waaaah: |
Evolver | Eaglettes | :D |
Anaxagoras アホ | Flats | :D |
His Humble MagNIfIcence | Eaglettes | :D |
Pyrrho | ViQueens | :Waaaah: |
Enchantress | Faints | :D |
izittrue | Tits | :Waaaah: |
Radrick | :woowoo: | :? |
Wildcat | Eaglettes | :D |
Grammatron | Tits | :Waaaah: |
shemp | Tits | :Waaaah: |
DJ | Eaglettes | :D |
bcurnutte | :? | :Waaaah: |
– J.D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
Well, it's been some good football so far today. The Bills/Texas game was fun to watch.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
It is not like they had a 16 point lead and coughed it up or anything.
Or butt-fumbled.
– J.D.
Or butt-fumbled.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
I was too drunk stunned last night to say anything.
DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV
On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.