Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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:bricks: Divisional Round Standings:


265 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (22), Min (15), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (6)

239 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (22), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (23), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9)

221.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2), DB (6)

217.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (22), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (23),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5)

205.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (22), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (23),Sea (13), Chi (8)

199.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (22), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (23), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14)

181.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (22), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (23), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9)

176.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)

146 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (22), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8)

139.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8),Sea (13)

120 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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I jinxed Baltimore. Go figure.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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I think I'll do something radical and pick Tennessee again.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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gnome wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:47 pm I think I'll do something radical and pick Tennessee again.
Me too, why not, I can't win this game anyway and they're the only team left that I don't have, so I'll pick them for the fourth fucking time in 5 weeks!
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Some picked them earlier.

– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:53 am Some picked them earlier.

– J.D.
I was busy picking my nose.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Well, I'll go with the queefs.
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Guess I have to go with the tits again.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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I’ll gamble and bet on the fudge packers to lose.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Queefs
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Green Bay Peckers again
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Tits again
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Ok I’ll jinx the titans by taking the Queefs. It’s a lock
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome Tits :D
Evolver Fudge Packers :D
Anaxagoras Queefs :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence :woowoo: :D
Pyrrho Queefs :Waaaah:
Enchantress Tits :D
izittrue Queefs :Waaaah:
Radrick :woowoo: :D
Wildcat Tits :D
Grammatron Tits :D
shemp Tits :D
DJ Fudge Packers :D
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.
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You’re welcome KC fans.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Not like Kyle Shanahan would cough up a 20+ lead in the third quarter or anything. . . .

– J.D.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Go Packers!!!

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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:bricks: Current Conference Championship Standings:


287 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (30), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (12)

269 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (30), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (31), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), GB (14)

244.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (30), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5), Ten (11)

232.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (30), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Chi (8), Ten (11)

225.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (30), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14), RGB (10)
223.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2)

208.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (30), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (31), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9), Ten (11)

195.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13), Ten (11)

165 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (30), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8), Ten (11)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)

139.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8),Sea (13)

120 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Flats 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC North Crows 4 X :Waaaah: 14 18
AFC South Steers 'n Queers 4 2 :Waaaah: 11 17
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 7 14 30
NFC East Eaglettes 4 :Waaaah: 9 13
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 5 :Waaaah: 14 23
NFC South Faints 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
NFC West 69rs 4 X 5 7 15 31
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Swills 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Tits 2 2 5 :Waaaah: 11 20
NFC I Seamen 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
NFC II ViQueens 2 2 :Waaaah: 11 15
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Squeelers 2.5 8 10.5
NFC Loser Lambs 2.5 9 11.5
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Oh and:





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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Well, just to play it out, I'll pick the Queefs to lose the Superbowl.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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I think we have a winner, mathematically--even if Doc X gambles and loses, and Evolver gambles and wins, the rankings don't change.

Am I mistaken?
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69rs
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Did I get the Radrick Gambling Bonus?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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For completions sake, I am standing on my dipshit bonus and not gambling.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Yes, I guess I'll just take my Dipshit Bonus too.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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DJ wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:27 pm Did I get the Radrick Gambling Bonus?
I did not think you had the team already. Let me look. . . .

Fixed!

You lost 4 points.

– J.D.
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Thanks! 😝
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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A commentary on my "system", such as it is... this time around there was very little opportunity to make strategic choices, especially in the late game. Again and again, the choice with the highest expected point value by probability had no alternative where I could consider a less likely pick with higher potential point value in an attempt to gain ground on the field at large. Any alternatives were inferior even with the pick's success as a given.
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In other words, you failed.

– J.D.
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That should go in your sig.
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But we all get participation trophies 🏆, right?

:D
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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So I can pick either. Hmm. I’ll take Joe Montana’s team.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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gnome wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:58 pm A commentary on my "system", such as it is... this time around there was very little opportunity to make strategic choices, especially in the late game. Again and again, the choice with the highest expected point value by probability had no alternative where I could consider a less likely pick with higher potential point value in an attempt to gain ground on the field at large. Any alternatives were inferior even with the pick's success as a given.
It was just not the year for me this year either. Many of the picks I made which seemed like good picks at the time just didn't pan out while those who followed the consensus pick were generally rewarded. I think it demonstrates that it really doesn't pay over the long run to try to go your own way too much and pick teams that others aren't picking that week.

Let's see what the most popular pick for each week was, and what happened:
Week 1: Squeelers :D
Week 2: Ain'ts :D
Week 3: Cravens :D
Week 4: Swills :D
Week 5: Lambs :D
Week 6: Whiners :Waaaah:
Week 7: Da Bears :D
Week 8: Queefs :D
Week 9: ViQueens :D
Week 10: Seamen :Waaaah: (this was the week to pick the 69ers, tied for 2nd most popular choice)
Week 11: Steers 'n Queers :D
Week 12: Fudge Packers :D
Week 13: 69rs :D
Week 14: Faints, Queefs (tied) :D, :Waaaah:
Week 15: Da Bears :D
Week 16: 4 teams had 2 picks, no consensus choice
Week 17: Seamen :D

Sorta shows there was a "wisdom of the crowd" thing as you would have done pretty well just picking the most popular choice each week as there were only a few weeks where that didn't work.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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And yet, making the most popular pick each week is no way to win either.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Just for fun I’ll pick be 69’ers. The chiefs should be a lock to win the Bowl.
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I’ll gamble and take the chefs to lose.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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I'm gonna pick the 69ers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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:Waaaah: Super Bowl Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome :woowoo: :D
Evolver :woowoo: :D
Anaxagoras Queefs :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence :woowoo: :D
Pyrrho 69'rs :D
Enchantress Queefs :Waaaah:
izittrue 69'rs :D
Radrick Queefs :Waaaah:
Wildcat 69'rs :D
Grammatron 69'rs :D
shemp :woowoo: :D
DJ Queefs :Waaaah:
– J.D.

P.S. May take a bit to add this all up. . . .
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Oops. I picked the 69 ers to lose that means they’ll win. Sorry about my earlier post. I jinxed myself. Super bowl in 4K is nice.