Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Really?
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gnome wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:38 pm "What's that quiet sound?"

"robinson not posting"

:D
Who is this 'Robinson' of which you speak.
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Hey, did we ever get to hear what Doc X picks for this year's theme?

(assuming there IS an NFL season this year)
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Doctor X wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:28 am :bricks: Current Super Bowl Standings:


309 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (46), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (18)

291 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (46), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (31), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), GB (14), DB (6)

266.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (46), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5), Ten (11), DB (6)

254.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (46), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Chi (8), Ten (11), DB (6)

245.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (46), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14), GB (14)
223.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2)

234.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (46), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (31), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9), Ten (11), RGB (10)

196 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (46), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8), Ten (11), SF (15)
195.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13), Ten (11)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)
154.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8), Sea (13), SF (15)

135 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2), SF (15)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .




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I figured in honor of Terry Jones.

Of course His Merciful Dark Hoodie planned this so His Tomness never plays for a bunch of sodomites in Florida.

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But what have the Patriots ever done for us???
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Aside from the clean water, roads, and creating the Butt-Fumble™?

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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
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"What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Dickus ...Butkus...?"
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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"Who's the greatest QB?!"

"Thomas Bwady!"

"BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"

"Who's the greatest coach?"

"Biww Bewiweck!"

"BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Biwwus Bewwicheckus.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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The Covid cannot defeat the NFL!

Evidences:



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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Where is the Buffalo fan getting wings?
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been looking for him.

Courtney is still around. . . .

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Well this is just insane:

NFL's Deandre Baker and Quinton Dunbar surrender after robbery charge
NFL players Deandre Baker and Quinton Dunbar turned themselves in to police after being charged with armed robbery in Florida.
New York Giants' cornerback Baker, aged 22, who is also charged with aggravated assault, surrendered on Saturday morning, his lawyer said.
Dunbar, a 27-year-old Seattle Seahawks cornerback, later also turned himself in, Miramar Police confirmed.
They are suspected of robbing guests at gunpoint at a house party this week.
About $12,000 (£9,850) in cash and watches worth up to $25,000 are believed to have been taken from a property in the city of Miramar on Wednesday.
Defence lawyers for both players said witnesses had signed affidavits maintaining that the sportsmen took no part in the alleged robbery.
What allegedly happened at the house party?
According to the police arrest warrant, the incident occurred after an argument broke out at the house party, where guests were playing cards and video games.
Baker allegedly took out a gun before he, Dunbar and another man - described as wearing a red mask - started taking valuables and cash from people.
The man in the red mask is not fully identified in the reports. Baker allegedly asked this person to shoot one witness, but the red masked man did not do so.
All three then made off in separate vehicles - a Mercedes Benz, a Lamborghini and a BMW.
Jets' Williams arrested with gun at airport
Arrest warrant issued for Beckham Jr
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When they're convicted, the court should take that Lamborghini and give it to that 5 year old kid.
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Has someone not told them, that if they are a celebrity and go binky-bonkers, that they will get attention right away WITHOUT commiting crimes? I mean, they have to be nuts to pull this, right?
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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You guys totally copied pyrrho.
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The NFL does not employ the brightest, starting with the commissioner.

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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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