Ask me about Star Trek, SC edition

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gnome
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Re: Ask me about Star Trek, SC edition

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I mean, he basically PLAYED Lurch in "What Are Little Girls Made Of".

Ruk: "YOU RANG?"
Dr. Korby: "Not you... send me my other assistant, the one with her tits falling out of her outfit. I'm bored."
Ruk: (disdainfully) "UUUUURRRRRRHHHH"
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2

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Wait a minute. It's all coming back to me now.

I forget the exact details, but there's definitely a scene with Kirk carrying a giant dildo. :lmao:
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2