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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:15 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:34 pm

Wins an Internet today! Dumb as mud, yet able to write with the "big pencils".... Fucking priceless. :)

Should point out that it's out of context, probably faked as well. If it's a kid really writing with the "big pencils", the kid gets a pass. Anyone else gets a Dumbth Award.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:43 pm

That's why here not "Dumbth". ;)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:48 pm

Thanks Captain Obvious.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:31 pm

sparks wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:48 pm
 Thanks Captain Obvious.
Any time. :P
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:46 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:39 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:29 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:59 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:17 am

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:36 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:22 am

Be sure to get to the airport extra extra early.
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