Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread
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asthmatic camel
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Abdul Alhazred
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"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Witness
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Witness
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread
↑↑ Just read that this fetching beluga whale was perhaps trained by the Russian army.
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The dogs don't seem to sense any danger
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
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Abdul Alhazred
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Witness
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sparks
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That's fucking great! Thanks Witness!!
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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shemp
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"Do you humans think we're stupid?"
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Fid
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Yeah bitch I guess you'll be wanting me to ride around in yer fuckin' purse next huh?
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
Carl Sagan
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Pyrrho
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Abdul Alhazred
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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sparks
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Perfect example of 'Humorous Design'.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.