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Now for some REALLY important news.

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Worried about war? Or Brexit? Or the USA elections?


Now worry about this instead.

Army of demons has led to spike in exorcisms
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LOS ANGELES, CA (California Network) - Demonic possession and attachment are on the rise. It is possible that satan's army is on the offensive, as the world has given him an opening. The rise of atheism, interest in paganism and the occult, has opened millions of souls to the devil.

The BBC recently interviewed Italian exorcist, Fr. Vincenzo Tataborelli. Fr. Taraborelli revealed he could see as many as 30 people in a day who wanted exorcisms. He shared stories of people vomiting objects including pebbles and bits of wood along with blood.

"I told the bishop that I can't find anyone willing to do this. Many of them are scared. Even priests can be scared. It's a difficult life," he told the BBC.

"Demonic possession is where a demon has actually entered your body. Demonic attachment is where a demon is attempting to get inside you, but has not yet succeeded. Often, many victims have multiple demons residing inside their bodies..."

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Re: Now for some REALLY important news.

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"Often, many victims have multiple demons residing inside their bodies..."

Sort of like being gang banged by Monsignor Pedophile and angry minions. :-)

ETA: And atheism must lead to being gang banged by demons because not believing in a bunch of mythological shit always leads to a bunch of mythological shit.

Damned fools.
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