The UK thread

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 2:51 pm

https://i.imgur.com/yGi7OIM.png

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 08, 2022 3:16 pm

What next?

Will he jump over a shark riding a scooter?

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 3:46 pm

Could well be the case. There are plenty of pricks riding electric scooters round here.

https://i.imgur.com/EMIkcf8.png

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 4:07 pm

https://i.imgur.com/Q8woKV6.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 08, 2022 4:22 pm

I just posted how Your Block of Cement, who is the "Leader of the Cunts on that Other Side of this Desk Thingy," managed to pontificate so much, he pissed off a Tory member who got the police to investigate him for his own "drinks party."

Apparently, he has been serially lying about the details, along with his "Second in Command and More Hated than Cameltoe." Give this to the Block of Cement, he at least admitted he "was there," since he was on video, but she tried to deny it.

Now some of his more Loud and Stupid are calling for him to resign.

Which is why the Prat Lounging in your picture is lounging.

He knows how fatuous his opposition is.

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 5:17 pm

Politicans are all cunts in my considered opinion. All out to line their own pockets and grant themselves unwarranted kudos.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 08, 2022 6:00 pm

"But not my politician!!!1!!"

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sun May 08, 2022 7:17 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 3:16 pm What next?

Will he jump over a shark riding a scooter?

– J.D.

"She."

Racist.

Edit:

Omg! Retract that!

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 7:42 pm

Fat, smug, overpaid cunts.

https://i.imgur.com/HdAz8A1.jpg

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon May 09, 2022 12:18 am

What do you pay fat, smug, overpaid cunts over there in the UK?

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon May 09, 2022 12:36 am

PM c.£161,000 which is MPs salary of £80,000 + PM salary.

Leader of Opposition is £144,000 in total for basically taking a contradictory point on everything and not much else.

Lib Dems. Who cares.

Suffice to say that St. Thatcher of Margaret never took the PM salary saying the basic MPs salary was enough. Which, obviously northern crap Socialists, in tune with the working man reciprocated by grabbing every penny they could.

Maybe that's why they remain demented about her success.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon May 09, 2022 2:04 am

You missed the Other Fat Git.

This is why Scotland needs another referendum!!!1!! Never an equal partner!

– J. "Something . . . Something . . . Haggish . . . Something . . . Girls with Hairy Legs" D.

ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Mon May 09, 2022 5:08 pm

You forgotten mention free accomodation, free first class travel, unlimited expenses claims, free country mansion as a weekend retreat, generous pension, free security personel for life (which also provides free or at least subsidized travel).

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon May 09, 2022 5:12 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 2:04 am You missed the Other Fat Git.

Nick Fish?

Lower MSP salary £64,000 - higher "post" salary £93,000.

Funny that MSPs were "totally uncomfortable because the natives were restless" with them 'setting their own salaries" around 2002 and decided to link any further salary increases in line with Westminster increases. Which, by some bizarre coincidence, had been much higher for some years than when they had been voting for their own upticks.

Trebles all round!

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon May 09, 2022 9:46 pm

ceptimus wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 5:08 pm You forgotten mention free accomodation, free first class travel, unlimited expenses claims, free country mansion as a weekend retreat, generous pension, free security personel for life (which also provides free or at least subsidized travel).

That's significant. Is it all MPs or just PMs?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 10, 2022 1:51 am

I think it is just for the PMs since one of the big "issues" that has cropped up given that two MPs were murdered in the last few years is the lack of security. They hold to the tradition of "holding a surgery" in their con'tituencies where people can just sort of show up and bitch and moan.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue May 10, 2022 2:30 am

Unlike USA where people just show up to bitch and moan at your house.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Tue May 10, 2022 3:57 am

Peeps that show up at my house uninvited stay for dinner. With Fava beans and a nice chianti.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 10, 2022 5:37 am

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue May 10, 2022 6:22 am

Twit: https://twitter.com/histories_arch/status/1523817354509320192?t=Zy8-9vtYlNV2Su4XxVXTog&s=19

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu May 19, 2022 10:32 pm

Boris Smalljohnson Interview on Good Morning Britain:

"What about the cost of living increases?"
"We're doing everything we can."
"Couldn't you do more?"
"Yes."

====

"Mr Prime Minister, we had a call earlier from a 77 year old woman who is so cold she has to travel on buses to keep warm."

"I'd just like to mention that the 24hr Freedom bus passes. Was something that I introduced"

(No you didn't.)

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri May 20, 2022 1:57 am

We will still trade straight across for Biden.

What do you say?

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Fri May 20, 2022 2:05 am

Biden, Boris, Trump, Starmer, Kamala…

I remember reading history books about ‘the ministry of all the talents’ in the 1800s, and in the 1900s where Churchill and fdr would team up. Now I guess we are in the equivalent of late stage Rome, where bloated archaic bureaucracies ‘manage’ our decline and we wonder what happened to the caliber of statesmen of yesteryear?

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri May 20, 2022 7:57 am

Don't ruin this deal for us, man.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat May 21, 2022 11:54 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:57 am We will still trade straight across for Biden.

What do you say?

No.

We are British. Ergo we have standards.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sat May 21, 2022 2:13 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 11:54 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:57 am We will still trade straight across for Biden.

What do you say?
No.

We are British. Ergo we have standards.

I've seen Prince Charles. Pull the other one.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat May 21, 2022 8:12 pm

Well he is German.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat May 21, 2022 11:44 pm

Half Greek.

Standards.<<<<

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 22, 2022 3:27 am

We know you prefer Greek men.

Not. . . .

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Mon May 23, 2022 1:11 am

"I'm no spy - I'm as British as Queen Victoria!"

"So your father's a German, you're half-German and you married a German."

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon May 23, 2022 1:57 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 3:27 am We know you prefer Greek men.

Not. . . .

– J.D.

And you prefer Germans and their leather shorts.

And thigh slapping.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon May 23, 2022 6:07 am

They do make the best porn . . .

. . .

. . . next to the porn I make with Your Mom!

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu May 26, 2022 12:50 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 6:07 am They do make the best porn . . .
– J.D.

They do not. Helga the obese beer Keller maid with 24 discerning punters making sure there's lots of "head" are nothing compared to Japanese hentai umami pizza girl.

Uh....according to the poles....er polls.

No not the Poles as in Poland. Has anyone ever seen Polish porn. No? Why? Figure it out.

Lots of Polishing of course but that's something else.

I haven't seen any of this.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:43 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/StuartHumphryes/status/1532081853632593920

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:55 am

Could be the beginning of the end for Johnson.

https://i.imgur.com/wO82vco.png

Linky

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jun 06, 2022 12:30 pm

Probably not in the near run since they do not have an "alternative."

It may, like the Gray Lady, make him a "lame duck." Though when the Gray Lady "won" her vote of confidence, he was, for some stupid reason, considered the viable alternative. So she had to go. Right now it is, "what about that Bastard?" "No one likes him!" "Okay, how about that Bastard?" "Never!" "Okay, what about this Bitch?" "She's a Darkie!"

He then won a landslide because he did deliver the Brexit the majority wanted, and his opponent was a Mad Racist Incompetent. His current "opposition" is a Block of Cement who keep reminding us that he failed to prosecute Jeremy Sackville, and who may face the same penalties Boris faced, and who is backed by a girl no one in her party really knows why she is still there in the first place.

Still, bloody stupid reason to lose power, but then we have a Demented Racist Molester so who am I to judge.

Terribly silly though. The best your oppositions can come up with is a fat bastard had drinks, when they, themselves, had drinks. Solutions for the economy, Russia, what Brexit means for those Not English but Want to be English gits in Northern Ireland, and Some Git who Rides a Girlie Bike?

Silence.

Wibble.

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jun 06, 2022 2:39 pm

A fair summation. Rishi Sunak looked like the obvious successor until his wife's financial affairs blew up in his face. Still, many Tory MPs will be looking at the opinion polls nervously.

ed · Post by ed » Mon Jun 06, 2022 3:58 pm

ceptimus wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 5:08 pm free security personel for life

At least they don't have guns

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:03 pm

221-148.

Someone send tissues to Sir Cement Head.

Where is Francis Urquhart?

– J.D.