Turtle Tits!

This is our lounge area. Feel free to come in and get acquainted!
User avatar
Bruce
Posts: 20123
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm
Title: Bruce of all Bruces
Location: Massachusetts

Turtle Tits!

Post by Bruce » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:06 am

Tired of shout those tired old expletives?

Make up your own here.

Butt Nuggets!
Such potential!

User avatar
Bruce
Posts: 20123
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm
Title: Bruce of all Bruces
Location: Massachusetts

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Bruce » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:06 am

Gristle Clit!
Such potential!

User avatar
Bruce
Posts: 20123
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm
Title: Bruce of all Bruces
Location: Massachusetts

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Bruce » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:11 am

Marble Gargler!
Such potential!

User avatar
Witness
Posts: 21923
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Witness » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:20 am

Now, that's a thread title! :figamagee:

User avatar
Bruce
Posts: 20123
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm
Title: Bruce of all Bruces
Location: Massachusetts

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Bruce » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:31 am

Bobble Gobbit!
Such potential!

User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 71096
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Doctor X » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:09 am

Bruce.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

ImageWS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! ImageNBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!Image SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! Image

User avatar
sparks
Posts: 15340
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by sparks » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:31 am

Bruce wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:06 am
Tired of shout those tired old expletives?

Make up your own here.

Butt Nuggets!
Actually, no. I'll stick with a simple:

Fuck it! :)
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 76855
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:00 am

The thread title had promise, but it turns out to be Bruce challenging everyone to a super-lame-o-ness contest.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

User avatar
Rob Lister
Posts: 20930
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm
Title: Incipient toppler
Location: Swimming in Lake Ed

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:06 am

Forum Faggot

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 76855
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:08 pm

You rang?
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

User avatar
WildCat
Posts: 15260
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:53 am
Location: The 33rd Ward, Chicago

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by WildCat » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:21 pm

Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4626
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Hmmm ...
Location: USA

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by robinson » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:41 pm

Image
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat

User avatar
sparks
Posts: 15340
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by sparks » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:52 pm

"Sorry! 'Fraid that'll have to come out."
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

User avatar
Bruce
Posts: 20123
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:46 pm
Title: Bruce of all Bruces
Location: Massachusetts

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by Bruce » Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:48 am

Wildcat almost saved this thread, and then Robinson dealt a heavy blow.

Someone just make a Hilter reference and end it already.
Such potential!

User avatar
asthmatic camel
Posts: 18643
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

Re: Turtle Tits!

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:10 am

Image
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.