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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:19 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:25 pm

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Post by Fid » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:31 am

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:34 am

You know what Nyarlathotep appreciates? The fact that my niece sent me the link to this story today

Carson City man jailed for attempted murder, allegedly beat victim with large rock

The "man" in question is my former brother in law and his victim was my sister. I hope he is the cellmate of the biggest dick in the prison (both physically and metaphorically). I hope he gets fucking shivved but doesn't die...only to be shivved again.

Anyway, I appreciate all the appreciation on this thread, but reading that story truly put a smile on my face and a song in my heart.
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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:43 am

Holy crap, Nyarl! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:48 am

"Holy Crap" was pretty much my reaction to the situation when it came to my attention, yeah.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 13, 2019 3:15 am

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Post by shuize » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:41 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:34 am
You know what Nyarlathotep appreciates? The fact that my niece sent me the link to this story today ...
A man was extradited to Carson City from Arizona ...
Pura has been arrested four other times for domestic battery on the same victim. Bail: $150,000.

Are your jails under some kind of court order or something? $150,000 bond for attempted murder with four priors against the same victim and fleeing the state?

Man, Nevada judges are soft.

Hopefully, he's as big a piece of shit as he looks in his booking photo and won't have any way to bail himself out.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:22 pm

shuize wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:41 am
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:34 am
You know what Nyarlathotep appreciates? The fact that my niece sent me the link to this story today ...
A man was extradited to Carson City from Arizona ...
Pura has been arrested four other times for domestic battery on the same victim. Bail: $150,000.

Are your jails under some kind of court order or something? $150,000 bond for attempted murder with four priors against the same victim and fleeing the state?

Man, Nevada judges are soft.

Hopefully, he's as big a piece of shit as he looks in his booking photo and won't have any way to bail himself out.
Yeah, no idea why he got bail at all much less how much. I wasn’t privy to the decision. But luckily, the dickhile would have trouble raising $150 much less $150K (or whatever fraction thereof he would need to pay a bail bondsman) so he ain’t leaving
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Post by sparks » Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:23 pm

Fuck.

Sorry about the tragedy Nyarl.

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by shuize » Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:43 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:22 pm
Yeah, no idea why he got bail at all much less how much. I wasn’t privy to the decision. But luckily, the dickhile would have trouble raising $150 much less $150K (or whatever fraction thereof he would need to pay a bail bondsman) so he ain’t leaving

Good.

Georgia bail bondsmen used to charge somewhere between 10 and 15 percent, if memory serves. On rare occasions, some silly relatives would put up the deeds to their houses.

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Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:16 pm

AFAIK, a bail bondsman can charge what he wants in every state of the nation. 10% is usual for small cases like DUI or shoplifting or whatnot. 20% or more is more typical for crimes such as these; cash or mortgage with restrictions such as ankle bracelets or whatever. This isn't refundable. Even 10% would be hard to gather unless the guy has some assets.

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Re: Nyarlathotep appreciation thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:41 pm

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