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sparks wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:45 pm
Pyrrho wrote:
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Brilliantly Dumbth. But then again, it's just an ad, for tyres no less
They misspelled "tires." Fuckin' Englishmen don't know how to spell.
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shemp wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:52 am
sparks wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:45 pm
Pyrrho wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:37 am
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Brilliantly Dumbth. But then again, it's just an ad, for tyres no less
They misspelled "tires." Fuckin' Englishmen don't know how to spell.
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She can ride my bike any time.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Very nice form indeed. But youth is fleeting. Just ask ed.
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So is a svelte figgur. :cry:
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Me: What can I do to get healthier doctor?

Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut carbs.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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I was wondering about that, Pyrrho. My 30 mile nightly ride takes me about two hours, so it's roughly equivalent to walking 6.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Add 40 pounds of cargo and the equation changes a lot. Add 80 pounds of cargo and you realize nobody could walk 10 miles with 80 pounds, but you can do it on a bike no problem.

Make it 100 pounds of dead weight, and then stop and think ...





























Oh! So that why trains were so popular
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Sorry. But did you ever put a friend (girlfriend) on the handlebars (or elsewhere) and ride off into the night with ease? Try carrying the same weight, and wow, bicycles are fucking awesome
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robinson wrote:
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Add 80 pounds of cargo and you realize nobody could walk 10 miles with 80 pounds, ...
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In some professions, that's a light day.

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I was talking about people on this forum
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Rob Lister wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:20 pm
robinson wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:25 pm
Add 80 pounds of cargo and you realize nobody could walk 10 miles with 80 pounds, ...
:|

In some professions, that's a light day.

I few years ago I went trekking in Nepal. We stopped at our lodge early on the first day. I guess the guide thought we were wimps.

We were.

How do I know?

Because as we were sitting there at the table next to the trail I watched a porter slowly hiking up the mountain carrying a fucking stove on his back. A large potbelly stove.

As he passed us, the manager of the lodge said, "Heavy."

Yeah. No shit.

I asked him how much he thought it weighed.

His answer: "Maybe 100 kilo."

I actually have a picture of it somewhere.
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asthmatic camel wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:33 pm
I was wondering about that, Pyrrho. My 30 mile nightly ride takes me about two hours, so it's roughly equivalent to walking 6.
Just ride with flat tyres (did I spell that right) and it'll be like 20.
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