Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:10 pm

69ers to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Evolver » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:50 pm

LA Rums
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:52 pm

I'll take the L.A. Scrams to lose for 100, Alex.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:50 am

:Waaaah: Week Five Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome* Clowns :D
Evolver* Lambs :D
Anaxagoras Dolts :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Dullass :D
Pyrrho* Viqueens :Waaaah:
Enchantress* Lambs :D
izittrue* Fudge Packers :Waaaah:
Radrick* Dullass :D
Wildcat Dolts :Waaaah:
Grammatron* 69rs :Waaaah:
shemp* Lambs :D
DJ* Fudge Packers :Waaaah:
bcurnutte* Clowns :D
*NFL Schedule

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:39 am

Wow.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:37 pm

Yeah, that rivals the Incredilman Catch™ save that it is not bouncing off the limbs of opponents.

Typical Pete "I'M SO FUCKIN' PUMPED UP!" Carroll Seamen, they still nearly lost it.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:39 pm

Gronk makes that catch in his sleep.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:02 am

Yeah, the Rams receiver absolutely should have caught it in the first place. It was right in his hands.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:05 pm

Fudge packers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:27 pm

JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! Can't anybody kick a goddam extra point??? Once again, open kicker tryouts tomorrow at Gillette Stadium, 9 a.m. sharp, bring your own kicking tee!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by bcurnutte » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:54 pm

Browns to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:58 pm

Vikings bounce back after loss to Bears, pound Giants 28-10

https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/b ... story.html

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:13 pm

If the Bungles can't beat Arizona at home, who can they beat?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by WildCat » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:58 pm

I'm taking my mulligan, Dolts to lose.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am

:bricks: Week Six Standings:


16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)

15 Doctor X Pit (1), MP (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), Dal (3)
15 gnome Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), Cle (2)

12 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1)
12 Grammatron Car (3), Oak (3), Bal (3), MP (1)
12 Radrick Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), MP (1), Dal (3)
10 Enchantress Bal (3), Dal (3), MP (1), LAR (3)

7 Pyrrho Pit (1), Cle (2), Buf (4)
7 Wildcat Min (3), Bal (3), MP (1)
5 izittrue NYG (2), Min (3)
3 DJ Pit (1), LAC (2)

2 bcurnutte NYJ (0), Cle (2)


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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am

size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:11 pm

Am I crazy or does the flow of the NFL game seems off somehow this season? The overall parity and quality is just not there...or so it seems to me.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Evolver » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:39 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:11 pm
Am I crazy or does the flow of the NFL game seems off somehow this season? The overall parity and quality is just not there...or so it seems to me.
Yes and yes.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Evolver » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:40 pm

gnome wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am

size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size
:mrgreen:
It is my understanding that the good doctor flagellates himself when he finds he made such mistakes.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:05 am

Evolver wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:40 pm
gnome wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:01 pm
Doctor X wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:47 am

size=10
16 Evolver Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
16 shemp Pit (1), NO (4), Bal (3), Buf (4), MP (1), LAR (3)
/size
:mrgreen:
It is my understanding that the good doctor flagellates himself when he finds he made such mistakes.
It's not an error, just a question of what's emphasized. Look closer.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2