Sorry to Make You Cry XV

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:59 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:54 pm On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.

Damn fucking right they do! Because if they don't they get drawn and quartered!

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:12 pm

Hmm perhaps I jinxed them.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:38 pm

It's all your fault your fucking bastard!

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:29 pm

Oh well the Viqueens won.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:29 pm

Yeah I guess the Pats shouldn't have to be the only 3 seed to lose. Misery loves company.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 12:34 am

Welcome to Cleveland!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:30 am

Patriots fans have been spoiled by success for a while now. Welcome to how the other half lives. Most NFL seasons for most teams most of the time end in bitter disappointment one way or another.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:43 am

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:55 am

Well I don't know what to believe in anymore. :(

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 3:44 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:30 am Patriots fans have been spoiled by success for a while now. Welcome to how the other half lives. Most NFL seasons for most teams most of the time end in bitter disappointment one way or another.

I know how the other half lives. I've been a Pats fan for over 50 years. I suffered through the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. You don't know what suffering is until you've watched Scott Zolak at QB.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:16 am

Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:51 am

Anyway...69ers

DJ · Post by DJ » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:34 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:16 am Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

– J.D.

...or the Sullivan family. :oldman:

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:16 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:16 am Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

– J.D.

Ah, the Tony Eason era...

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:20 am

And the pancakes, and the dragon, and you....

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:13 am

I'm picking the Seamen this week.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:22 pm

Fudge Packers

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:11 pm

I’m pretty sure that I don’t understand the rules completely. Sure, I can read, but I have a tbi that makes some things a little more difficult to understand.

I think that I can only select the ravens to lose since they are the only ones that I don’t have, but I read about being able to still take a team in the playoffs, but as I mentioned, I’m confused 😐

So, I’ll take ‘em if I have to. Otherwise, I’d like the Tits.

Sorry for the overlong explanation :)

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:15 pm

DJ wrote: ↑Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:11 pm I’m pretty sure that I don’t understand the rules completely. Sure, I can read, but I have a tbi that makes some things a little more difficult to understand.

I think that I can only select the ravens to lose since they are the only ones that I don’t have, but I read about being able to still take a team in the playoffs, but as I mentioned, I’m confused 😐

So, I’ll take ‘em if I have to. Otherwise, I’d like the Tits.

Sorry for the overlong explanation :)

If the Blackbirds are the only team left that you don't already have, then you just have to pick them until they lose.

Once you own all remaining teams, if that happens, then you will have a choice between taking an automatic 6 points or gambling by making a pick, in which case you either get 10 if you pick right or 0.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:59 am

Tennessee again.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:18 am

Yeah, I have every remaining team but the Tennessee Tits, so I'll take the Tits for the third fucking time in four weeks.

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:26 am

Ravens it is :D

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:49 am

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

235 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (15), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (14), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9)

221 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (14), Sea (13), Phi (9)

203.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (14), Sea (13), ItR (2), DB (6)

199.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5)

187.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)

164.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13), NO (13)
163.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13), Phi (9)
161.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (17), SF (17), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (14), Sea (13), Phi (9)

140 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8)

137.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12)

127.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (14), Chi (8), Sea (13)

114 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X says Evolver "Is a Punk!"

--J. "You Get Out of Here and Never Stop!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:56 am

I should have NE.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:10 am

わかった、冗談ねー。

– J.D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:01 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:26 am

:Waaaah: Current Divisional Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome	Tits	:Waaaah:
Evolver	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
Anaxagoras	Seamen	:D
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	:woowoo:	:D
Pyrrho	Tits	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Tits	:Waaaah:
izittrue	Tits	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Tits	:Waaaah:
Wildcat	Tits	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Tits	:Waaaah:
shemp	Tits	:Waaaah:
DJ	Crows	:D
bcurnutte	:?	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:41 am

Tits to lose

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:36 pm

Losing Tits.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:04 pm

I'm taking the Tits by default.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:59 am

:jaded:

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:01 am

How 'bout them Titans so far?

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:27 am

Holy moly the Titans are going to win this thing. :o

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:31 am

Now with two minutes less, the Patriots were down 28-3, so it is not like it is over.

Evidences:

https://external-preview.redd.it/dcvkHx ... aeaff0247a

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:39 am

This guy Henry is just murdering them.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:42 am

Maybe Ravens fans should check to see if there is a Star Trek marathon?

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:42 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:31 am Now with two minutes less, the Patriots were down 28-3, so it is not like it is over.

True, but I got a feeling that that won't happen today. That last interception just made it even more lopsided.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:18 am

And that's that.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:31 am

Didn't see that coming.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:06 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Flats	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
AFC North	Crows	4	X	:Waaaah:		14	18
AFC South	Steers 'n Queers	4	2	:Waaaah:		11	17
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5		13	22
NFC East	Eaglettes	4	:Waaaah:			9	13
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	5		14	23
NFC South	Faints	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
NFC West	69rs	4	X	5		14	23
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Swills	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Tits	2	2	5		11	20
NFC I	Seamen	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
NFC II	ViQueens	2	2	:Waaaah:		11	15
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Squeelers	2.5	8	10.5
NFC Loser	Lambs	2.5	9	11.5