Sorry to Make You Cry XV

[robinson]

Really?

[Hotarubi]

"What's that quiet sound?"

"robinson not posting"

:D

Who is this 'Robinson' of which you speak.

[gnome]

Hey, did we ever get to hear what Doc X picks for this year's theme?

(assuming there IS an NFL season this year)

[Doctor X]

:bricks: Current Super Bowl Standings:


309 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (46), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (18)

291 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (46), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (31), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), GB (14), DB (6)

266.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (46), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5), Ten (11), DB (6)

254.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (46), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Chi (8), Ten (11), DB (6)

245.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (46), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14), GB (14)
223.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2)

234.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (46), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (31), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9), Ten (11), RGB (10)

196 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (46), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8), Ten (11), SF (15)
195.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13), Ten (11)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)
154.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8), Sea (13), SF (15)

135 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2), SF (15)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Doctor X is NOT המשׁיח [Stop That. – Ed.] He's a Very Naughty Three-Time Champion!

And for you losers:



--J. "People Called Saints They Go House?" D.

I figured in honor of Terry Jones.

Of course His Merciful Dark Hoodie planned this so His Tomness never plays for a bunch of sodomites in Florida.

– J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

But what have the Patriots ever done for us???

[Doctor X]

Aside from the clean water, roads, and creating the Butt-Fumble™?

– J.D.

[gnome]

"What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Dickus ...Butkus...?"

[Doctor X]

"Who's the greatest QB?!"

"Thomas Bwady!"

"BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"

"Who's the greatest coach?"

"Biww Bewiweck!"

"BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

– J. "People Called Patriots They Go Super Bowl?" D.

[Anaxagoras]

Biwwus Bewwicheckus.

[Pyrrho]

[Pyrrho]

Link:

[Doctor X]

The Covid cannot defeat the NFL!

Evidences:



– J. "We Don't Do Much and We're from Cleveland" D.

[Pyrrho]

Where is the Buffalo fan getting wings?

[Doctor X]

been looking for him.

Courtney is still around. . . .

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

Well this is just insane:

NFL's Deandre Baker and Quinton Dunbar surrender after robbery charge

NFL players Deandre Baker and Quinton Dunbar turned themselves in to police after being charged with armed robbery in Florida.
New York Giants' cornerback Baker, aged 22, who is also charged with aggravated assault, surrendered on Saturday morning, his lawyer said.
Dunbar, a 27-year-old Seattle Seahawks cornerback, later also turned himself in, Miramar Police confirmed.
They are suspected of robbing guests at gunpoint at a house party this week.
About $12,000 (£9,850) in cash and watches worth up to $25,000 are believed to have been taken from a property in the city of Miramar on Wednesday.
Defence lawyers for both players said witnesses had signed affidavits maintaining that the sportsmen took no part in the alleged robbery.
What allegedly happened at the house party?
According to the police arrest warrant, the incident occurred after an argument broke out at the house party, where guests were playing cards and video games.
Baker allegedly took out a gun before he, Dunbar and another man - described as wearing a red mask - started taking valuables and cash from people.
The man in the red mask is not fully identified in the reports. Baker allegedly asked this person to shoot one witness, but the red masked man did not do so.
All three then made off in separate vehicles - a Mercedes Benz, a Lamborghini and a BMW.
Jets' Williams arrested with gun at airport
Arrest warrant issued for Beckham Jr

[shemp]

When they're convicted, the court should take that Lamborghini and give it to that 5 year old kid.

[gnome]

Has someone not told them, that if they are a celebrity and go binky-bonkers, that they will get attention right away WITHOUT commiting crimes? I mean, they have to be nuts to pull this, right?

[Rob Lister]

You guys totally copied pyrrho.

[Doctor X]

The NFL does not employ the brightest, starting with the commissioner.

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Cam Newton is a very underrated quarterback.







What?

– J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

Does this mean what I think it means?

Ah, yes. ESPN talking heads seem to like the move.

[Hotarubi]

You know Cam "me not getting hurt is more important that the team winning a superbowl" Newtons4thlaw is going to have a Von Miller moment at some point dont you?

Better hope it's against Cleveland in wk 3.

[Anaxagoras]

Stadium sponsor FedEx asks Redskins to change nickname (ESPN)

FedEx, which has naming rights to the stadium in which the Washington Redskins play, made a request Thursday that the team change its nickname.

"We have communicated to the team in Washington our request that they change the team name," FedEx said in a statement obtained by ESPN.

FedEx paid $205 million to the Redskins for naming rights to the stadium in 1998 in a deal that runs through 2025. Frederick Smith, the chairman, CEO and president of FedEx Corp., also owns a minority stake in the Redskins.

Team owner Dan Snyder has been under renewed pressure to change the nickname, with protestors reportedly targeting the team's sponsors, according to Adweek.

FedEx, Nike and PepsiCo each received letters signed by 87 investment firms and shareholders worth a combined $620 billion asking the companies to sever ties with the team unless it changes its controversial name, Adweek reported Wednesday.

I'm not sure why ESPN uses the word 'nickname' here. It's the official team name, isn't it?

Will this finally be the year? Statues are being torn down, institutions are renaming (e.g., the The Woodrow Wilson School at Princeton), yet the Deadskins stubbornly refuse to rename their team.

[Doctor X]

I have heard rumors that there are t-shirts proclaiming "Buffalo Bills! AFC East Champions! March – July, 2020!"

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Cam Newton is a very underrated quarterback.







What?

– J.D.

https://i.imgur.com/2XkhxjO.gif

[Anaxagoras]

https://external-preview.redd.it/aVNFsH ... 7ba4ec6338

[Rob Lister]

"Whities" would have been better.

[izittrue]

Are we playing this year? Go Bears!!

[Doctor X]

Is the Messiah a very naughty boy?

– J.D.

[DJ]

Hopefully.