The shemp depreciation thread

This is our lounge area. Feel free to come in and get acquainted!
User avatar
shemp
Posts: 6717
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

The shemp depreciation thread

Post by shemp »

Go ahead, shit all over me, I don't fucking care!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
User avatar
Witness
Posts: 30138
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Witness »

You feel neglected?
User avatar
shemp
Posts: 6717
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by shemp »

I'm feeling contrary.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
User avatar
sparks
Posts: 16828
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by sparks »

In that case, fuck you. Sorry, that's about the best I can do right now.

Give me a day or two shemp, OK?
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
Nyarlathotep
Posts: 49386
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:50 pm

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Nyarlathotep »

What is the expected useful life of a Shemp? What is the purchase price and the salvage value?

We need to know these things to calculate the depreciation. And is that best calculated using the "straight line" method, or 'double declining balance' style calculation?
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

Evidences
This damage cannot be undone.
1947
98 Fright Night (March 6)
99 Out West (April 24)
100 Hold That Lion! (July 17) (Curly Howard in a cameo)
101 Brideless Groom (September 11) †
102 Sing a Song of Six Pants (October 30) †
103 All Gummed Up (December 18)
1948
104 Shivering Sherlocks (January 8)
105 Pardon My Clutch (February 26)
106 Squareheads of the Round Table (March 4)
107 Fiddlers Three (May 6)
108 The Hot Scots (July 8)
109 Heavenly Daze (September 2)
110 I'm a Monkey's Uncle (October 7)
111 Mummy's Dummies (November 4)
112 Crime on Their Hands (December 9)
1949
113 The Ghost Talks! (February 3)
114 Who Done It? (March 3)
115 Hokus Pokus (May 5)
116 Fuelin' Around (July 7)
117 Malice in the Palace (September 1) †
118 Vagabond Loafers (October 6) Blue ribbon
Jerks of All Trades (October 12) ~
119 Dunked in the Deep (November 3)
1950
120 Punchy Cowpunchers (January 5)
121 Hugs and Mugs (February 2)
122 Dopey Dicks (March 2)
123 Love at First Bite (May 4)
124 Self-Made Maids (July 6)
125 Three Hams on Rye (September 7)
126 Studio Stoops (October 5)
127 Slaphappy Sleuths (November 9)
128 A Snitch in Time (December 7)
1951
129 Three Arabian Nuts (January 4)
130 Baby Sitters Jitters (February 1)
131 Don't Throw That Knife (May 3)
132 Scrambled Brains (June 7)
133 Merry Mavericks (September 6) Blue ribbon
Gold Raiders (September 9)
134 The Tooth Will Out (October 4)
135 Hula-La-La (November 1)
136 Pest Man Wins (December 6) Blue ribbon
1952
137 A Missed Fortune (January 3) Blue ribbon
138 Listen, Judge (March 6)
139 Corny Casanovas (May 1)
140 He Cooked His Goose (July 3)
141 Gents in a Jam (July 4)
142 Three Dark Horses (October 16)
143 Cuckoo on a Choo Choo (December 4)
1953
144 Up in Daisy's Penthouse (February 5) Blue ribbon
145 Booty and the Beast (March 5) Blue ribbon
146 Loose Loot (April 2) Blue ribbon
147 Tricky Dicks (May 7) Blue ribbon
148 Spooks! (July 15) (first flat widescreen short)
149 Pardon My Backfire (August 15)
150 Rip, Sew and Stitch (September 3) Blue ribbon
151 Bubble Trouble (October 8) Blue ribbon
152 Goof on the Roof (December 3)
1954
153 Income Tax Sappy (February 4)
154 Musty Musketeers (May 13) Blue ribbon
155 Pals and Gals (June 3) Blue ribbon
156 Knutzy Knights (September 2) Blue ribbon
157 Shot in the Frontier (October 7)
158 Scotched in Scotland (November 4) Blue ribbon
1955
159 Fling in the Ring (January 6) Blue ribbon
160 Of Cash and Hash (February 3) Blue ribbon
161 Gypped in the Penthouse (March 10)
162 Bedlam in Paradise (April 14) Blue ribbon
163 Stone Age Romeos (June 2) Blue ribbon
164 Wham-Bam-Slam! (September 1) Blue ribbon
165 Hot Ice (October 6) Blue ribbon
166 Blunder Boys (November 3)
1956
167 Husbands Beware (January 5) Blue ribbon
168 Creeps (February 2) Blue ribbon
169 Flagpole Jitters (April 5) Blue ribbon
170 For Crimin' Out Loud (May 3) Blue ribbon
171 Rumpus in the Harem (June 21) Blue ribbon ^^
172 Hot Stuff (September 6) Blue ribbon ^^
173 Scheming Schemers (October 4) Blue ribbon ^^
174 Commotion on the Ocean (November 8) Blue ribbon ^^
About that stereo
User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 30033
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Pyrrho »

By a despicable coincidence, last night's nightmare featured me riding "shotgun" on a covered wagon being driven by none other than shemp. We were arguing the dramatic talents of a certain Jerome Howard as we passed by mountains majesty, fields of grain, and roadside produce stands. Then it switched to me drying to drive with the wheel on the wrong side of the car--must have been in merrie olde Englande--and the windshield was fogged up, couldn't see a damn thing. Then I woke up to take a leak.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

condolences
About that stereo
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85852
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Which was better?

Shmep the Stooge, or Shmep as the bartender in that movie with WC Fields whose title I forget? :)

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

It is difficult for a person, even one as erudite as I, to find words to adequately characterize the human dumpster fire that is Shemp.

Horrible, dismissable, nauseating, cringeworthy, wretched, bizarre, foul, pustulating, dripping, sobering, nasty, silly, oafish, repulsive, repellent, verminous, vile, odoriferous. I could go on but these, and any others that I am likely to conjure up, are complimentary when compared to the reality. They make a search for the mot juste a shallow and unrewarding endeavor.

I am at a loss. This requires an HL Menkin.
About that stereo
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85852
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:21 pm ... HL Menkin.
The latest salvo in ed's war on sppeling. :P
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

OK, I thought that what I might lack in accuracy I can compensate for with quantity. Consider this a start.
Amateur, Animal, Anorak, Ape, Apefucker, Arse, Arse-licker, Arsebreath, Arsecunt, Arseface, Arsehole, Ass, Ass-face, Ass-kisser, Ass-nugget, Ass clown, Asscunt, Assface, Asshat, Asshole, Assmonkey, Assmunch, Asswagon, Assweed, Asswipe, Aunt fucker, Baby, Backwoodsman, Badass, Badgerfucker, Bag of dicks, Bandit, Bangsat, Barbarian, Bastard, Beast, Beetlehead, Beginner, Beldame, Bell-end, Berk, Bespawler, Bimbo, Birdbrain, Bitch, Bitch Ass, Bitchboy, Bitchface, Bitchwad, Bitchzilla, Biznatch, Blackguard, Blaggard, Blockhead, Blubber gut, Bluntie, Bogeyman, Bonehead, Booby, Boomer, Bootlicker, Boozer, Boyfucker, Bozo, Brotherfucker, Bruh, Buffoon, Bugger, Bum, Bum-fucker, Bum chum, Burden, Butt sniffer, Buttfucker, Butthead, Butthole, Buttlicker, Caveman, Chauvinist, Chav, Cheater, Chicken, Chickenfucker, Childfucker, Chump, Churl, Clown, Cock, Cockboy, Cockfucker, Cockhead, Cockholster, Cockmaster, Cockroach, Cocksucker, Cockwomble, Con man, Con merchant, Cougar, Country bumpkin, Cousinfucker, Cow, Coward, Crack whore, Crackhead, Craphole, Creep, Cretin, Crook, Cuckold, Cum-licker, Cumstain, Cunt, Cunt fart, Cuntass, Cuntbitch, Cuntlicker, Cuntsucker, Cuntzilla, Daughterfucker, Deadhead, Default, Degenerate, Der-brain, Desperado, Devil, Dick, Dick-licker, DickLicker, Dick Mouth, Dick Sniffer, Dick sniffer, Dick weed, Dickbag, Dickbreath, Dickface, Dickfucker, Dickhead, Dicklicker, Dicktard, Dimp Damp, Dimwit, Ding-head, Dinosaur, Dipfuck, Dirtbag, Dirthead, Dodo, Dog, Dogfucker, Dolt, Donkey, Donkeyfucker, Doofus, Dope, Dotterel, Douche, Douche bag, Douche canoe, Douche nozzle, Douchefag, Douchelord, Dracula, Dreamer, Abdul Alhazred, Drunkard, Duckfucker, Dumbass, Dumbbell, Dumbo, Dummy, Dunce, Duncebucket, Earthworm, Edgelord, Egghead, Egotist, Envirotard, Eunuch, Faggot, Fagtard, Fagtits, Farmer, Fart, Fatso, Fellow, Fibber, Fink, Fish, Fishwife, Fixer, Flake, Fool, Freak, Fruitcake, Fuck, Fuck noggin, Fuck nugget, Fuckbait, Fuckbucket, Fucker, Fuckhead, Fucklord, Fucktard, Fucktoy, Fuckweasel, Fugly, Gawk, Geebag, Git, Gobshite, Gold digger, Goof, Goon, Goose, Gorilla, Greeniac, Grouch, Grumpy, Headass, Helldog, Hilding, Hillbilly, Hippie, Ho, Hoe, Homo, Hooligan, Hooplehead, Horse's ass, Horse's necktie, Horsefucker, Hosebag, Hypocrite, Idiot, Idiotist, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Inbred, Intercourser, Jackass, Jackwagon, Jelly, Jerk, Joker, Junkie, Keyboard warrior, Lamebrain, Landwhale, Lard face, Liar, Libtard, Loser, Low-life, Lunatic, Lunkhead, Lurdane, Mackerel, Madman, Mamzer, Mega Faggot, Megabitch, Megadouche, Minx, Missing link, Mongoose, Monkey, Monster, Moron, Motherfucker, Mouthbreather, Mr. Anger, Mr. Obsessed, Mr. Struggle, Mr. Talk, Mucky pup, Muppet, Mutant, Mutt, Ne'er-do-well, Neanderthal, Neckbeard, Nerd, Nerf herder, Nimrod, Nincompoop, Ninny, Nitwit, Nobody, Nonce, Noob, Noodle, Numbnuts, Numbskull, Numskull, Oaf, Oddball, Ogre, Outlaw, Oxygen Thief, Pack, Pain in the ass, Pariah, Peasant, Pencil dick, Penis face, Pervert, Pig, Pigfucker, Piggy-wiggy, Pillock, Pinhead, Pirate, Pissface, Porno freak, Prick, Pseudo-intellectual, Pube flosser, Puppet, Pussyfucker, Quack, Quat, Queer, Queer bait, Querulant, Rat, Rat-fink, Ratcatcher, Ratfink, Redneck, Reject, Retard, Riff-raff, Roaster, Robot, Rowdy, Rudesby, Ruffian, Sadist, Saprophyte, Sausage-masseuse, Scumbag, Scumhead, Scumlord, Scuzzbag, Sewer rat, Shark, Sheepfucker, Sheepshagger, Shit-eater, Shit-for-brains, Shit stain, Shitass, Shitbucket, Shitehawk, Shithead, Shitneck, Shitnugget, Shitsack, Shitter, Shitweasel, Shyster, Simpleton, Skullfucker, Skunk, Skunkfucker, Slag, Slave, Sleeze, Sleeze bag, Slob, Slutfucker, Snail, Snake, Snob, Snot, Snotball, Snowflake, Son of a bitch, Son of a motherless goat, Son of a whore, Sphincter, Square, Stinker, Stinkhole, Swindler, Swine, Sycophant, Teuchtar, Thief, Thundercunt, Titbag, Toad, Tree hugger, Troglodyte, Troll, Trollface, Trolltard, Turd, Turdball, Twat, Twatwaffle, Twerp, Twit, Twunt, Ugly ass, Unclefucker, Vampire, Vandal, Varmint, Vermin, Wacko, Wallflower, Wank stain, Wanker, Weeze Bag, Weirdo, Whore, Whorefucker, Whoreson, Windfucker, Windsucker, Wino, Witch, Womanizer, Worm, Wretch, Xenophobe, Yahoo, Yes-man, Yiffer, Zitface, Zounderkite
About that stereo
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

Abdul Alhazred wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:33 pm
ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:21 pm ... HL Menkin.
The latest salvo in ed's war on sppeling. :P
The devil gave me a choice. He said that I can sound literate when I write but not spell very well or I can write like you. I choose the former. :D
About that stereo
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85852
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:45 pm
Abdul Alhazred wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:33 pm
ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:21 pm ... HL Menkin.
The latest salvo in ed's war on sppeling. :P
The devil gave me a choice. He said that I can sound literate when I write but not spell very well or I can write like you. I choose the former. :D
Cut and paste from a thesaurus saves typing. 8)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
ed
Posts: 39020
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by ed »

You've made the lsit buddy.
About that stereo
User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 30033
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Pyrrho »

Wall of Shemp is still online! :hyper:

http://www.wallofshemp.com/
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85852
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:51 pm You've made the lsit buddy.
At least when you cut and paste, the quality of spelling goes up.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85852
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Pyrrho wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:54 pm Wall of Shemp is still online! :hyper:

http://www.wallofshemp.com/
But not updated since 1996. 8)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
Anaxagoras
Posts: 27979
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by Anaxagoras »

ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:43 pm OK, I thought that what I might lack in accuracy I can compensate for with quantity. Consider this a start.
Amateur, Animal, Anorak, Ape, Apefucker, Arse, Arse-licker, Arsebreath, Arsecunt, Arseface, Arsehole, Ass, Ass-face, Ass-kisser, Ass-nugget, Ass clown, Asscunt, Assface, Asshat, Asshole, Assmonkey, Assmunch, Asswagon, Assweed, Asswipe, Aunt fucker, Baby, Backwoodsman, Badass, Badgerfucker, Bag of dicks, Bandit, Bangsat, Barbarian, Bastard, Beast, Beetlehead, Beginner, Beldame, Bell-end, Berk, Bespawler, Bimbo, Birdbrain, Bitch, Bitch Ass, Bitchboy, Bitchface, Bitchwad, Bitchzilla, Biznatch, Blackguard, Blaggard, Blockhead, Blubber gut, Bluntie, Bogeyman, Bonehead, Booby, Boomer, Bootlicker, Boozer, Boyfucker, Bozo, Brotherfucker, Bruh, Buffoon, Bugger, Bum, Bum-fucker, Bum chum, Burden, Butt sniffer, Buttfucker, Butthead, Butthole, Buttlicker, Caveman, Chauvinist, Chav, Cheater, Chicken, Chickenfucker, Childfucker, Chump, Churl, Clown, Cock, Cockboy, Cockfucker, Cockhead, Cockholster, Cockmaster, Cockroach, Cocksucker, Cockwomble, Con man, Con merchant, Cougar, Country bumpkin, Cousinfucker, Cow, Coward, Crack whore, Crackhead, Craphole, Creep, Cretin, Crook, Cuckold, Cum-licker, Cumstain, Cunt, Cunt fart, Cuntass, Cuntbitch, Cuntlicker, Cuntsucker, Cuntzilla, Daughterfucker, Deadhead, Default, Degenerate, Der-brain, Desperado, Devil, Dick, Dick-licker, DickLicker, Dick Mouth, Dick Sniffer, Dick sniffer, Dick weed, Dickbag, Dickbreath, Dickface, Dickfucker, Dickhead, Dicklicker, Dicktard, Dimp Damp, Dimwit, Ding-head, Dinosaur, Dipfuck, Dirtbag, Dirthead, Dodo, Dog, Dogfucker, Dolt, Donkey, Donkeyfucker, Doofus, Dope, Dotterel, Douche, Douche bag, Douche canoe, Douche nozzle, Douchefag, Douchelord, Dracula, Dreamer, Abdul Alhazred, Drunkard, Duckfucker, Dumbass, Dumbbell, Dumbo, Dummy, Dunce, Duncebucket, Earthworm, Edgelord, Egghead, Egotist, Envirotard, Eunuch, Faggot, Fagtard, Fagtits, Farmer, Fart, Fatso, Fellow, Fibber, Fink, Fish, Fishwife, Fixer, Flake, Fool, Freak, Fruitcake, Fuck, Fuck noggin, Fuck nugget, Fuckbait, Fuckbucket, Fucker, Fuckhead, Fucklord, Fucktard, Fucktoy, Fuckweasel, Fugly, Gawk, Geebag, Git, Gobshite, Gold digger, Goof, Goon, Goose, Gorilla, Greeniac, Grouch, Grumpy, Headass, Helldog, Hilding, Hillbilly, Hippie, Ho, Hoe, Homo, Hooligan, Hooplehead, Horse's ass, Horse's necktie, Horsefucker, Hosebag, Hypocrite, Idiot, Idiotist, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Inbred, Intercourser, Jackass, Jackwagon, Jelly, Jerk, Joker, Junkie, Keyboard warrior, Lamebrain, Landwhale, Lard face, Liar, Libtard, Loser, Low-life, Lunatic, Lunkhead, Lurdane, Mackerel, Madman, Mamzer, Mega Faggot, Megabitch, Megadouche, Minx, Missing link, Mongoose, Monkey, Monster, Moron, Motherfucker, Mouthbreather, Mr. Anger, Mr. Obsessed, Mr. Struggle, Mr. Talk, Mucky pup, Muppet, Mutant, Mutt, Ne'er-do-well, Neanderthal, Neckbeard, Nerd, Nerf herder, Nimrod, Nincompoop, Ninny, Nitwit, Nobody, Nonce, Noob, Noodle, Numbnuts, Numbskull, Numskull, Oaf, Oddball, Ogre, Outlaw, Oxygen Thief, Pack, Pain in the ass, Pariah, Peasant, Pencil dick, Penis face, Pervert, Pig, Pigfucker, Piggy-wiggy, Pillock, Pinhead, Pirate, Pissface, Porno freak, Prick, Pseudo-intellectual, Pube flosser, Puppet, Pussyfucker, Quack, Quat, Queer, Queer bait, Querulant, Rat, Rat-fink, Ratcatcher, Ratfink, Redneck, Reject, Retard, Riff-raff, Roaster, Robot, Rowdy, Rudesby, Ruffian, Sadist, Saprophyte, Sausage-masseuse, Scumbag, Scumhead, Scumlord, Scuzzbag, Sewer rat, Shark, Sheepfucker, Sheepshagger, Shit-eater, Shit-for-brains, Shit stain, Shitass, Shitbucket, Shitehawk, Shithead, Shitneck, Shitnugget, Shitsack, Shitter, Shitweasel, Shyster, Simpleton, Skullfucker, Skunk, Skunkfucker, Slag, Slave, Sleeze, Sleeze bag, Slob, Slutfucker, Snail, Snake, Snob, Snot, Snotball, Snowflake, Son of a bitch, Son of a motherless goat, Son of a whore, Sphincter, Square, Stinker, Stinkhole, Swindler, Swine, Sycophant, Teuchtar, Thief, Thundercunt, Titbag, Toad, Tree hugger, Troglodyte, Troll, Trollface, Trolltard, Turd, Turdball, Twat, Twatwaffle, Twerp, Twit, Twunt, Ugly ass, Unclefucker, Vampire, Vandal, Varmint, Vermin, Wacko, Wallflower, Wank stain, Wanker, Weeze Bag, Weirdo, Whore, Whorefucker, Whoreson, Windfucker, Windsucker, Wino, Witch, Womanizer, Worm, Wretch, Xenophobe, Yahoo, Yes-man, Yiffer, Zitface, Zounderkite
"Sausage-masseuse" is a good one.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
User avatar
The Joker
Posts: 170
Joined: Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:47 am
Title: MODERATOR
Location: Making art. It passes the time of day.

Re: The shemp depreciation thread

Post by The Joker »

ed wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:43 pm OK, I thought that what I might lack in accuracy I can compensate for with quantity. Consider this a start.
Amateur, Animal, Anorak, Ape, Apefucker, Arse, Arse-licker, Arsebreath, Arsecunt, Arseface, Arsehole, Ass, Ass-face, Ass-kisser, Ass-nugget, Ass clown, Asscunt, Assface, Asshat, Asshole, Assmonkey, Assmunch, Asswagon, Assweed, Asswipe, Aunt fucker, Baby, Backwoodsman, Badass, Badgerfucker, Bag of dicks, Bandit, Bangsat, Barbarian, Bastard, Beast, Beetlehead, Beginner, Beldame, Bell-end, Berk, Bespawler, Bimbo, Birdbrain, Bitch, Bitch Ass, Bitchboy, Bitchface, Bitchwad, Bitchzilla, Biznatch, Blackguard, Blaggard, Blockhead, Blubber gut, Bluntie, Bogeyman, Bonehead, Booby, Boomer, Bootlicker, Boozer, Boyfucker, Bozo, Brotherfucker, Bruh, Buffoon, Bugger, Bum, Bum-fucker, Bum chum, Burden, Butt sniffer, Buttfucker, Butthead, Butthole, Buttlicker, Caveman, Chauvinist, Chav, Cheater, Chicken, Chickenfucker, Childfucker, Chump, Churl, Clown, Cock, Cockboy, Cockfucker, Cockhead, Cockholster, Cockmaster, Cockroach, Cocksucker, Cockwomble, Con man, Con merchant, Cougar, Country bumpkin, Cousinfucker, Cow, Coward, Crack whore, Crackhead, Craphole, Creep, Cretin, Crook, Cuckold, Cum-licker, Cumstain, Cunt, Cunt fart, Cuntass, Cuntbitch, Cuntlicker, Cuntsucker, Cuntzilla, Daughterfucker, Deadhead, Default, Degenerate, Der-brain, Desperado, Devil, Dick, Dick-licker, DickLicker, Dick Mouth, Dick Sniffer, Dick sniffer, Dick weed, Dickbag, Dickbreath, Dickface, Dickfucker, Dickhead, Dicklicker, Dicktard, Dimp Damp, Dimwit, Ding-head, Dinosaur, Dipfuck, Dirtbag, Dirthead, Dodo, Dog, Dogfucker, Dolt, Donkey, Donkeyfucker, Doofus, Dope, Dotterel, Douche, Douche bag, Douche canoe, Douche nozzle, Douchefag, Douchelord, Dracula, Dreamer, Abdul Alhazred, Drunkard, Duckfucker, Dumbass, Dumbbell, Dumbo, Dummy, Dunce, Duncebucket, Earthworm, Edgelord, Egghead, Egotist, Envirotard, Eunuch, Faggot, Fagtard, Fagtits, Farmer, Fart, Fatso, Fellow, Fibber, Fink, Fish, Fishwife, Fixer, Flake, Fool, Freak, Fruitcake, Fuck, Fuck noggin, Fuck nugget, Fuckbait, Fuckbucket, Fucker, Fuckhead, Fucklord, Fucktard, Fucktoy, Fuckweasel, Fugly, Gawk, Geebag, Git, Gobshite, Gold digger, Goof, Goon, Goose, Gorilla, Greeniac, Grouch, Grumpy, Headass, Helldog, Hilding, Hillbilly, Hippie, Ho, Hoe, Homo, Hooligan, Hooplehead, Horse's ass, Horse's necktie, Horsefucker, Hosebag, Hypocrite, Idiot, Idiotist, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Inbred, Intercourser, Jackass, Jackwagon, Jelly, Jerk, Joker, Junkie, Keyboard warrior, Lamebrain, Landwhale, Lard face, Liar, Libtard, Loser, Low-life, Lunatic, Lunkhead, Lurdane, Mackerel, Madman, Mamzer, Mega Faggot, Megabitch, Megadouche, Minx, Missing link, Mongoose, Monkey, Monster, Moron, Motherfucker, Mouthbreather, Mr. Anger, Mr. Obsessed, Mr. Struggle, Mr. Talk, Mucky pup, Muppet, Mutant, Mutt, Ne'er-do-well, Neanderthal, Neckbeard, Nerd, Nerf herder, Nimrod, Nincompoop, Ninny, Nitwit, Nobody, Nonce, Noob, Noodle, Numbnuts, Numbskull, Numskull, Oaf, Oddball, Ogre, Outlaw, Oxygen Thief, Pack, Pain in the ass, Pariah, Peasant, Pencil dick, Penis face, Pervert, Pig, Pigfucker, Piggy-wiggy, Pillock, Pinhead, Pirate, Pissface, Porno freak, Prick, Pseudo-intellectual, Pube flosser, Puppet, Pussyfucker, Quack, Quat, Queer, Queer bait, Querulant, Rat, Rat-fink, Ratcatcher, Ratfink, Redneck, Reject, Retard, Riff-raff, Roaster, Robot, Rowdy, Rudesby, Ruffian, Sadist, Saprophyte, Sausage-masseuse, Scumbag, Scumhead, Scumlord, Scuzzbag, Sewer rat, Shark, Sheepfucker, Sheepshagger, Shit-eater, Shit-for-brains, Shit stain, Shitass, Shitbucket, Shitehawk, Shithead, Shitneck, Shitnugget, Shitsack, Shitter, Shitweasel, Shyster, Simpleton, Skullfucker, Skunk, Skunkfucker, Slag, Slave, Sleeze, Sleeze bag, Slob, Slutfucker, Snail, Snake, Snob, Snot, Snotball, Snowflake, Son of a bitch, Son of a motherless goat, Son of a whore, Sphincter, Square, Stinker, Stinkhole, Swindler, Swine, Sycophant, Teuchtar, Thief, Thundercunt, Titbag, Toad, Tree hugger, Troglodyte, Troll, Trollface, Trolltard, Turd, Turdball, Twat, Twatwaffle, Twerp, Twit, Twunt, Ugly ass, Unclefucker, Vampire, Vandal, Varmint, Vermin, Wacko, Wallflower, Wank stain, Wanker, Weeze Bag, Weirdo, Whore, Whorefucker, Whoreson, Windfucker, Windsucker, Wino, Witch, Womanizer, Worm, Wretch, Xenophobe, Yahoo, Yes-man, Yiffer, Zitface, Zounderkite
THAT ONE IS TAKEN :x
Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.