Eid for ed

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shemp
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Eid for ed

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Tonight is the beginning of Eid al-Fitr, or the "Festival of Breaking the Fast," celebrating the end of Ramadan. I'm sure ed is looking forward to breaking his month-long dawn-to-sunset fast, and will be enjoying a fine repast tonight. Happy Eid al-Fitr to you, ed!
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Re: Eid for ed

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Too bad crawdads are haram. :Muhammad:
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Re: Eid for ed

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He has gators. Scholarly opinion is mixed but I'm sure ed follows teachings that consider it to be halal.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

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Re: Eid for ed

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Mock my eating habits, why don't you?

I must have eaten a metric ton of greek yogurt since Jan 1.

Good god. I can't believe that this is me.
About that stereo

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Re: Eid for ed

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Greek yogurt? Delicious, but isn't that way too rich for your downslimming?

You must punish yourself with zero-fat diet yogurt. I hear it has the subtle taste and the pleasant consistency of plaster… :twisted: