Krampusnacht

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Pyrrho
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Krampusnacht

Post by Pyrrho »

December 5!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... rampus.jpg
asthmatic camel
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Re: Krampusnacht

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Shouldn't this be in Goat of the Week?

Anyway, it's blatantly sexist. The little girl gets a bowl of fruit while the boy is forced to wear a poofy sailor suit while being stuffed into a laundry basket.
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Re: Krampusnacht

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Dang, and here I thought those lumps of coal were bad.
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Re: Krampusnacht

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Krampus could be killed by being stabbed with a stake made from the branch of an evergreen tree dipped in the blood of the dark side of God himself.

Santa uses the stake to kill Krampus.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:24 pm the boy is forced to wear a poofy sailor suit while being stuffed into a laundry basket.
*ahem*


Krampus appears with a sack or a basket strapped to his back; this is to cart off evil children for drowning, eating, or transport to Hell.
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Fid
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Re: Krampusnacht

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Yeah, leave it for ya'll humourless bastards to take all the fun out of Christmas.
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Nothing says fun like being dragged off to hell in a hand basket
ed
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Re: Krampusnacht

Post by ed »

asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:24 pm the boy is forced to wear a poofy sailor suit while being stuffed into a laundry basket.
Please keep the Royal Navy out of this :x