Nom de Guerre

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ed
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Nom de Guerre

Post by ed »

When the inevitable hostilities commence we will all need an identity.

Lister will be "Popeye"
Anax will be "Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard"
Schutz will be "Another Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard"

I have made my decision. I will henceforth be known as ....
Spoiler:
https://i.imgur.com/c5nRMFO.jpg
Oh yeah ...
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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I wish to be known as Burrito Ninja.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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Our friend who has has been scarce lately needs a moniker too.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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Ed: Swamp Fox
Anazagoras: Burrito Ninja
Schutz: Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard
Rob: Popeye
Shemp: Shemp
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Re: Nom de Guerre

Post by Giz »

Swamp Fox? Ed thinks he’s Mel Gibson??

Note: you may think that swamp Fox sounds kinda macho... but the OG swamp Fox name was Francis Marion. Yeah, not one but TWO girls names. Which is presumably why he hid in a swamp.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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Yes, true. But consider ... all I got down here is swamp. I can hardly call myself "Dune Buggy" now can I?
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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ed wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 2:18 pm Yes, true. But consider ... all I got down here is swamp. I can hardly call myself "Dune Buggy" now can I?
There’s still:
Craw-Dad
Gatorbait
Ol’Muddy
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Re: Nom de Guerre

Post by sparks »

There is also dipshit.

Which I reject ya bastards.:)
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Crabs ... hmm on second thought, no
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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Ed: Swamp Fox
Anazagoras: Burrito Ninja
Schutz: Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard
Rob: Popeye
Shemp: Shemp
Asmatic Camel: Snail Bane :D
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Re: Nom de Guerre

Post by gnome »

I'm more likely to try to obstruct hostilities than participate in them. Which means that one side or the other will likely kill me early if it comes to that. No need for a special name.

Or, maybe Zenas. I'll leave the country until it blows over, and then die of the chestnut blight when I return. I commit one of Abdul's figamagees to anyone who knows that reference.

Spellcheck thinks that figamagees are jigamarees. Which is defined as "something (as a device or contrivance) felt to be too fanciful, difficult, or small in value to designate accurately." So there's that too now.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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You are "fodder" cannon or other is not relevant

Better ...
The Ungnome Soldier

I got a million of them
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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Gnome de guerre
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Re: Nom de Guerre

Post by gnome »

Ooh I like those... you all may use either.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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ed wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:58 am When the inevitable hostilities commence we will all need an identity.

Lister will be "Popeye"
Anax will be "Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard"
Schutz will be "Another Lily livered, furriner loving turncoat bastard"

I have made my decision. I will henceforth be known as ....
Spoiler:
https://i.imgur.com/c5nRMFO.jpg
Oh yeah ...

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Just because I said I was accepting applications from Chinese coeds wishing to trade their bodies for any secret information I might have?

In my defense, let it be known:

1. I don't actually have any secret information. (Ha! Ha!)*

2. As yet, I have been completely unsuccessful.

Thus, you should amend it to read "... failed furriner loving turncoat bastard."


* Shhhh! Don't tell them that! It's called a "reverse honey trap." 「反向蜂蜜陷阱」in Chinese. It's the newest thing in counterespionage.
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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ed wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:58 am I have made my decision. I will henceforth be known as ....
Spoiler:
Palmetto 'potamus?
Moffitt moffo?
Wimauma wim wam?
Swamp baby?
Manatee shaver?
Vandolah vandal?
Myakka quacker?
Oh yeah ...
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Re: Nom de Guerre

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captain manatee
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