When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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When you became a Cunt.

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The Atheist
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?

Also asking for a friend.
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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The Atheist wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:43 pm Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?

Also asking for a friend.
No, they literally died.
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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The Atheist wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:43 pm Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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I can't speak for Sparks, but for me, it was when I turned 45.

Before then, I was a crabby, slightly younger one.
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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A better question might be, was there a time when he wasn't crabby?
sparks wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:50 pm
ed wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:47 pm How does that vary by strain?
Look it up dipshit. :)
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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I was born a crabby old fuck and I have my newborn-baby hospital photo which proves it.
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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I know the exact date it happened to me


Fortune smiles however, 24 years later when dementia set in, I became a delightful old comedian
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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Those dates are all suspect of course

A lot of people thought I was brilliant, funny and insightful long before that

But it was probably the booze talking
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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robinson wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:06 pm Those dates are all suspect of course

A lot of people thought I was brilliant, funny and insightful long before that
We've had this talk. Those people weren't real.
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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One could the same about everyone here
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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robinson wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:44 pm One could the same about everyone here

HHGTTG Episode 8ish
ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] We did it!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I said, we did it!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] I said, what did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I can’t hear!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!?

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What?!?

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!?

VARIOUS DANCERS:
Hi there baby! Want to dance?

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] No! Do I look like I want to dance?!

DANCER:
You look like it to me.

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I must’ve got my wrong body on!!

DANCER:
Suit yourself then.

VARIOUS DANCERS:
Hi there baby, you want to dance?

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] Beeblebrox!! All these dancers! They’re robots!!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] They’re just to make the place look crowded!! Give it some atmosphere!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] But there aren’t any real people here at all!!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] So what’s new?!
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Re: When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

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Chinkland


Just saying