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robinson
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Any and all questioned answered. For free. 100% money back guarantee on all answers.
Ben Trovado
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Is time linear, from cause to effect, or is there only the present, with both the past and future existing within it as a construct of our own making? Or some third option?

There seem to be some point in general relativity that raise the question, and since Einstein is dead, you seem to be the next best person to ask.

Also, what is the best knot to use for a tie? I have a jury trial coming up. After 25 years, I still only really use a four-in-hand or a half windsor, but am curious if another knot would be better.
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Sock puppets, name them. Call them out.




@ben, double Windsor is your power tie. At least it was in the military.
Ben Trovado
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DJ wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:30 pm Sock puppets, name them. Call them out.




@ben, double Windsor is your power tie. At least it was in the military.
But James Bond distrusted anyone using a full (double) Windsor. I mean, I like you, but he is James. Fricking. Bond.
Paulie Cicero
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Always wear a clip-on.

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Ben Trovado
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That's a good point.

You're funny.










I mean, not funny like a clown . . . just that . . . you know . . . .
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You are a fucking thief.
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Back to the thread: what would James Bond’s impression of a lawyer be, especially one who wore a clip on tie?
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OK, not exactly the same but derivative. You would be expelled for plagiarism in a real school.
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robinson
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Ben Trovado wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:11 pm Is time linear, from cause to effect, or is there only the present, with both the past and future existing within it as a construct of our own making? Or some third option?

There seem to be some point in general relativity that raise the question, and since Einstein is dead, you seem to be the next best person to ask.

Also, what is the best knot to use for a tie? I have a jury trial coming up. After 25 years, I still only really use a four-in-hand or a half windsor, but am curious if another knot would be better.
To all the above

I don’t know.
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ed wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:08 pm You are a fucking thief.
I almost wrote that. But then again it's rubs-his-son who can't quite make up her mind whether I'm on ignore or not so I thought better of it.
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DJ wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:09 pm Back to the thread: what would James Bond’s impression of a lawyer be, especially one who wore a clip on tie?
Something like a cross-between Humphrey Bogart and Carol Channing?
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Because it can produce a few notes.

Is 0.99999999999 = 1?
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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:44 pm Because it can produce a few notes.

Is 0.99999999999 = 1?
Which one?
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Pyrrho wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:08 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:44 pm Because it can produce a few notes.

Is 0.99999999999 = 1?
Which one?
That one.
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Why are you such a cunt?
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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:27 am Why are you such a cunt?
I'm not sure who you are asking that question to.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:27 am Why are you such a thieving fatuous scrofulous cunt?
fify again and again
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robinson wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:27 am Why are you such a cunt?
I'm not sure who you are asking that question to.
Failure to read one's own thread titles is strong evidences that one is a cunt.
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Pyrrho wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:38 pm Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter’s Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: ‘Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!’ This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.
- Lewis Carroll
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If we catch you, we are going to tar and feather you and run you out of this forum on a rail

Thus:


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robinson wrote: Sun Apr 03, 2022 3:01 pm
Pyrrho wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:38 pm Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter’s Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: ‘Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!’ This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.
- Lewis Carroll
Too slow and stupid.
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That's my line.
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Mine too.
Pyrrho
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How can I get back to sleep.
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Pyrrho wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 7:34 amHow can I get back to sleep.
Get to work.
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Getting to work here, Boss
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Pyrrho wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 7:34 am How can I get back to sleep.
Melatonin, Benadryl and masturbation
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About how many cases of this product do you go through in a typical week?

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Ben Trovado
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I'll take your entire stock!
robinson
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I take four capsules of psyllium a day

A bottle lasts 2 months

But thanks for reminding me, I need to stock up for the coming shortages